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Tuning: E A D G B E
Soldiers: (Alternating)
In your hFomeland you're a legend All the pCeople know your name On the bBbattlefield and off you are sFuperior
Achmed: (Spoken) I know.
In the kGmingdom though I'm finding that my oCnly claim to fame is an iBbncident involving my pCosterior
Soldiers:
FPosCterior Achmed: (Spoken) Please. I've won sFcores of bloody wars And mopped the fAloors with my foes But Bbno one remembers AFchmed I've eBbviscerated peasants From their hGmeads down to their toes But Gno one remembers ACchmed Say my nDmame in these parts And you'll Gmget a vacant stare UntGil you mention tigers Or Cspotted underwear
Soldiers:
CSpotted underwear! Achmed: So to resFtore my repute As a fAierce fearsome brute, There's Ebonly one route I D7see Arrange the sGmlaughter of mC7illions Of iFnnocent cGmivilians CThen they'll remember Fme
(Dialogue) Soldiers: (Alternating) (Achmed:)
Caked in Fmud or drenched in blood You smell as fAresh as a flower ((Spoken) I guess.) But Bbno one remembers AFchmed You can pBbleasure sixty concubines In oGmnly an hour ((Spoken) Less!) BbBut no one remembers FAchmed C
Achmed:
Back Dmhome I was a hero Ladies tGmrembled when I spoke But hGere the women treats me Like a throwaway jCoke
Soldiers:
CThrow him away Achmed: I'm a gFod on Earth but darnit Even dAeities incarnate Now and tEbhen can feel a little iDnsecure
Soldiers: Insecure Achmed: (Gm) Em7 All I want is some affection
This rA7ejection's almost Too much to endDure... G
Soldiers: To endure Look at all he must endure (Dialogue) Soldiers: (C) F You ooze sex when you flex
Those imApeccable pecs Achemd: But the pDmrincess rejects me sDtill She may Gmnot love me yet But I'm wBbilling to bet That once I Gkill all her people she Gmwill... C
Soldiers: Yes she will Yes she absolutely will Achmed:
Let them Dmlaugh, that's just fine But the Flast laugh will be mine
All: Bb E / E7 'Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead
GmI'll make them all regCret The day they cFhose to forBbget
Achmed:
(Spoken) What's that nCame everyone? Soldiers: Tiger-fucker!
Achmed: (Spoken) No!
(Spoken) Like I sFaid, what's that nDame? Soldiers: You're the cGmock of the Cwalk With abs as Amhard as a rDock NevermGmore will they mCock you AFchmed
Soldier:
DHe fucked a tigGer C Achmed: (Spoken) I did not fuck a tiger!
Soldiers:
They'll remember FAchAmedDm... C They'll remember FAchAmedDm... C They'll remember FAchAmedD...F
Achmed:
CThey'll remember me... Soldiers: FTiger fucker Tiger fucker Achmed is a tiger fucker! GThey'll remember FAchmed The tCiger fucking maFn!