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Want Ffood, but got no Dmmoney? I'm sEbcrewed, or so it would Gseem That's why AmI came up Dmwith this brilliant Gscheme CJust steal everything!
(spoken)
FAlright, monkey, let's feast! [MONKEY, spoken] Yeah, yeah!
[ALADDIN, spoken]
BbUgh. Raisins. I Am7hate raisins. Hey, little D7orphan kids, you guys hungry? G7Want some bread?
[ORPHAN KID, spoken] We do, sir. [ALADDIN, spoken] Fetch, you fucks! (Sung)
For F7real, I'm not that Dm7picky I'll Bb7steal whatever's in B7sight DA7on't judge, 'D7cause you don't undersG7tand my plight
[ORPHAN KID, spoken] Hey, my crutch! [ALADDIN, sung] It's mine now, loser
C I steal everything [CITIZEN, spoken]
F7Bread! Bread for sale! ReFasonably priced for these hard times! [ALADDIN, spoken]
Ah, hey there, friendo! [CITIZEN, spoken]
DmNot you again! PEblease, you—you just stole a loaf of bread from me this B7morning!
[ALADDIN, spoken]
Yeah, and you gotta stop putting raisins Amin it, man. I Dmhate raisins. GmI was talkin' to Monkey about it, and he thinks C N.C. we should just kill you!

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But I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy!

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But now I'm kinda thinking... yeah. N.C. F ...No more fucking raisins.
(Sung)
Did you F7know in this barbaric counEb7try They only Bb7give you money if you Db7work? G7Thanks, but no thanks, C7the man I'll keep stealing D7all I can, InBb7stead of being a fascist yuppie C7jerk
[CITIZENS]
FHippie! EbFucker! ASlacker!
[ALADDIN]
DSucker! Gm7Who would seek empC7loyment When life D7offers such enGmjoyment? EbAnything I get, I can get for Dbfree CBesides, the economy's Gshit So I Fmake haste when making exits Get Bbchased by a murderB7ous mob A7Hey man,Dm still beats getting a G7job
(spoken)
Am I C7right? [OLDER WOMAN, spoken]
F7Getting in trouble a little Bbearly today, aren't we Aladdin? [ALADDIN, spoken] Bb7You're only in trouble if you get F7caught.
[WOMAN, spoken]
F7Aladdin? [ALADDIN, spoken]

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I'm in trouble
[WOMAN, spoken]
F7After that night we spent together, my Dm7belly grows big with child. Eb7My father says that you must marry me now, or I'll bring dishonor B7to my entire family.
[ALADDIN, spoken]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, Fwoah I can't give up on my dreams and settlDme down
just because your dad's being a dick.
GmBesides, if I do marry, G7I want it to be for love. [WOMAN, spoken]
Oh, Aladdin... I understand. [ALADDIN, spoken] You're such a special girl, Jezebel. [WOMAN, spoken] Who's Jezebel?! [ALADDIN, spoken]
Uh oh - Busted! C [WOMAN, sung] FAsshole!
[ALADDIN]
EbOh, wow. [WOMAN'S FATHER] ADouchebag!
[ALADDIN]
DHey now! GmJust one question, wChy, man?
[WOMAN'S FATHER]
'Cause you Dstole my daughter's Gmhymen! [ALADDIN] That

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's completely fair, but in my defense, Dude, your daughter's hot. C F I feel that it's my duty to Ebsteal, 'cause stealing's Ban art I'll steal Amclothing and shelter, whatever I lack BbCandy from babies, the shirt off your back!
GCredit, identities, thunder, and scenes CIntellectual property, whatever that means. AAnd if you'll lDook closer, This Gpoor little orphan will stealC your heaFrt!