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[INTRO]
EbOooooh Oooooh [VERSE 1]
The greatest stories ever told Have a hero who must be bold They learn a sense of right and wrong And better learn this sense through song
Musicals Btell the impossiBbble They Abemote the philosophical, yeah So BbtoniBght we're gonna chronical A sCmtory so astronomical The Gblast remaining story to Bbtell
[CHORUS] N.C. Eb The guy who didn't like musicals!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Db'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Ab'em) I mean, what the f***?! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who Bdidn't like Ebmusicals! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Db'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Ab'em) Yeah, what the f***?! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em)
[VERSE 2]
In the tiny town of HatchetEbfield Lived an awful Grinch named Paul
Spends his day surfing the web
AEbnd not singing and dancing with us all Should we kill him?
Should we kill him?
Oh, he Bpines after a cute lil barBbista Isn't that Abworth a show stopping fiesta, yeah? But Bbfor sBome damn reason He Cmwon't join our singing season What an aBb**?! What a bAm****?! What a cAb***?! E
[CHORUS] N.C. Eb The guy who didn't like musicals!
(Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Db'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Abem) I mean, what the f***?! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like Ebmusicals! Nana nanana na na! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Db'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Abem) Nanana nanana ha! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'Bem)
[BRIDGE]
It's the Abend of the world, Paul If Ebyou don't sing This is the Abbridge, Paul Where we FmglobalEbise everytBbhing And the Gmwords will Cmcome to you We Dbswear we will Abteach you What it Fmmeans Gto lAbove What it means to AOBEY, BPAUL!
[VERSE - LET HIM COME]

N.C.

The apotheosis is upon us.

N.C.

YAY!!!

N.C.

Did ya hear the word?

N.C.

What's the word?

N.C.

He's a-comin'?

N.C.

Who's a-comin'?

N.C.

Paul's a-comin

N.C.

Paul's a-comin'?

N.C.

The star of the show.
[VERSE 3]
Bb BNow for his headlining Ebmentrance Time to Abswoon at his leading man essence His Bname is in the title He's Cmdestined to go viral Here he Bbis His name is AmPaul Enter Abnow! E
[DIALOGUE]

N.C.

Where the f*** is he?

N.C.

I have to f***ing clue
[CHORUS]
The guy just doesn't like Ebmusicals! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Dbem) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Abem) Yeah! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'em) He's the guy who didn't like Ebmusicals! Nonono nonono no no! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Dbem) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Abem) Nanana nanana hah! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like Abm'em) And he definitley Gwon't like Fthis! Yeah! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Eb'em) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like Bbm'em) Yeah! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'Dbem) He's the guy who didn't like Fmusicals! Nonono nonono nah! (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Ebem) (Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'Bbem) Nanana nanana hah! (Didn't like, didn't like, did not like like-a-like 'Dbem)
Paul, ya piece of s***