Starkid - Happy ending - twisted

^DI'll be treated like a hero ^CAll the citizens adore ^DThey'll throw a parade in my ^Ghonour With ^Fpeacocks and monkeys ^Agalore The people will ^Dmcheer ^G For the royal vi^Czier ^F For ^Danswerin^Ag duty's ^Gcall Not that I c^Dare for glory ^BI just ^Awant a ^Gstory ^Dwith a ^Emhappy ending for ^Dall

^DmI can't ^Dwait to be a rich dude ^D'Cause I've heard it told ^GStealing is so much easier When you've ^Falready got tons of ^Agold But I got ^Dmy ey^Ge! On what money ^Ccan't buy^F And that P^Drincess is, ^Aooh, hella ^Gtight I'll be the ^Done who plunders Her ^Acave of ^Gwonde^Drs! Get a ^Emhappy ^Aending ^Dtonight

My ^Dminnocent ^CAladdin Please ^A#darling, don't be ^Cdead It ^Dmputs a damper on our love If ^Dyou don't have a ^Emhead I ^Gwish that ^Cyou could fly ^Aaway Esc^Dape somehow and ^Emsoar And ^Ctake me to a ^Amworld where we'll have ^Feverything and ^Dmore!

^DAnd one day the Genie will say to me ^D"Ja'far, you're a man of such ^Avirtue I ^Dhate to see how your l^Aoneliness And your ^Gmemories ^Churt you ^EmShouldn't a man who's so ^Cnoble And who's ^Eminfluence is so ^Cglobal Have ^Fsomeone by his ^Bside ^A I k^Gnow what you're wishin' So ^Dwith your permission I'd ^Glike to bring back your ^Dbride"

And ^Dwith my wife beside me My ^Cfailures will be absolved The ^Gworld will be a paradise With ^Fall it's ^Gproblems ^Asolved We'll ^Dmretire to some ^Gfar off place And share an ^Citty-bitty ^Fliving space A ^Dhumble yet ^Acosy ^Gabode

Where we can ^Dwrite our own happy ^Cending We'll ^Gget our happy ^Cending And that ^Emhappy ending ^Amstarts.^A.. To^Dnight!