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[Intro] D D D A [Verse 1]
I lDook around the kingdom And Dsee the desparation D7And the devastation that persiD7sts No matter what I Gmdo But todDay could be the day I fCinally make a difference And aGll the grateful citiDzens will sFay tGo Ame
[Verse 2]
DFuck you! DFuck you! DFuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
[Verse 3]
Fuck yoDu, Jafar! Good mornDing, baker! DWhere are you off to today, you no good piece of shit? ASquawk! Piece of shit! DWhat did you just call me, you bastard? DNo, friend! I said nothing! That was my bird. He has the ability to repeat words that othEers have spoken. DWell, why don't you teach him these words, then? EFuck youA, Jafar. AMarie! The baguettes! Hurry up!
[Verse 4]
DmWhy don't we have enough to eat? DmWhy are we dying Gmin the street? D7Why does my baby always cry? GmWhy did my mommy hAave to die? n.c. Mine too n.c. Mine too n.c. Mine too, Mine too, Mine too! F#mThe answer here is Ecrystal cC#lear BmJafar, that C#ugly old VF#mizier BmHe's the reason for our many F#mwoes
[Verse 5]
Though Awe're upset, we sDhouldn't fret We muC#mstn't lBmet ourseAlves forget The sGaying every cDhild raised withGin the kingdom knEows n.c. D You've got to dream a little harder When lDife won't go your way Simply dDream a little harder DTrust me when I say that when you BmDream a little hDarder You're sDure to follow thCrough 'Cause if you're gCood and you're attrGactive No nF#meed to be proacBmtive EmGood things will just happen to Dyou!
[Verse 6]
DI've come to return the book I borrowed! AOh, Jafar! It toGok you long enough, you sFhit-eating dog. FI couldn't put it down! It's one of my favorites! FThe story of a misunderstood witch who's really not wicked at all. AShe's just green! But she still gets blamed for all the kingdom's pEroblems. Oh, so you think you're beEtter than me just 'cause you can rAead? Well get out of my bAookstore, we don't like your kind here anyway. A But what about the book? AKeep it. And may the rGats ejaculate upBon you. n.c. Thank you! Thank you very much!
[Verse 7]
DmWhy is the kingdom plagued by theft? GmWhy are there no more good jobs left? DWhy does the sun go down at night? GmWhy is everyone in the kAingdom white? n.c. Um... Jafar? Jafar! JAafar! Jafar! F#mNo man who's just Could eEver tC#rust BmA face that triC#ggers such dF#misgust BmHis twisted features give me F#msuch a chill C#mSo let us praDy that oC#ne fine dDay That eDvil mC#man willA go awGay 'Cause Gif we want it bad enough he wAill!
[Verse 8]
For iGf you GDream a little harder You'll gGet what you desire GDream a little harder When tDhings are looking dAmire If you dBmream a little hAmarder SuccDess is guarantCeed If you are sGure of your intF#mention Some mBmagic interveEmntion Will gDive you the edge that you need
[Verse 9]
DOh! Pardon me, madam. DOh, that's alright. Just try to keep your fat face out of that mEotherfucking book.
[Verse 10]
I kGnow that I'm no prDize I'm not so eGasy on the eDyes I Emcan't rely on lAooks to get me Dby But ugEmliness perAmits a C#mman to use his wBmits 'Cause pCretty people never have to tDry I hDear the people whisper as I walk about the streets I Dknow they call me- GmUgly old Jafar! DWhat I call planning, tBmhey call scheming What CI call delusion, tGhey call dAreaming FWhy am I the only one who sAees things as they aDre?
[Verse 11]
CWish a little stronger I nBmeed six eggs/Why not buy some? CHope a little bigger I want to Bmfly / That's unrealistic CThink a little louder I want to be a Emcat/ What?/Fuck you!
[Verse 12]
GWhistle while you swallow F#mA spoonful of sBmugar And your dEmreams will come true upon a sAtar
[Bridge]
BmDream hard enough, my friend Jafar will mF#eet a violent end He cDould be skAewered by a sailing ship Or G#hanged in tangled jungle vines GOr eaten by hyenas Or he'll Eplummet to his death from a caAstle, A cloAck Or aBm cliff And iDf we dGream a little haDrder Our pCatience and our hEonor Will rEmid us of that uAgly old DJafaGr! D DFuck you!