Starkid - Black friday - our doors are open

Welcome to ^AToy Zone It's w^F#morld-renowned The ^Apalace for all of your ^F#mundergrown^E It's a ^Apageant for the ^F#mgallant And ^Aparents who are slightly ^F#munbalanced We're slashing ^Aprices 'Cause you've got ^F#mvices That ^Acome in a variety of ^F#msizes ^E You see a ^Adeal I see a ^F#mmeal But only ^Aone of us is getting a ^Bmsteal^{E C#m}Did you know if you spend m^F#money Your ^Bmkids will love you, ^Emaybe We're slashing ^C#mprices It's ^F#mbrutality Makes me ^Bmquestion ^Amy ^Dmorality Cause our ^Adoors are ^Eopen To the ^C#mpublic Don't you ^F#mwant it? For us ^C#mcapitalists, we are ^F#mhonest Come for the ^Bmscope ^Aand ^Dgrandeur When our ^F#mdoors ^Eburst open ^C#mTrampling is part of the ^F#mallure Yes, our ^Bmdoors are ^Dopen to ^Ayou

You could've ^Ashopped any day But you ^Echose today It's no ^Emwonder Here's your ^Amnumber Know your place in ^Eline

I'll never s^Akim off the top It's also ^Eadvisable That we're not ^Eliable For anyone who ^Adies

We'll gladly ^Egive you money [FRANK] ^F#mI'll gladly ^Etake your money ^Anow

I want the ^G#mdoll with the tummy [FRANK] ^F#mOh, don't we ^Eall And here is ^Bmhow you get The very ^Ething you want

The highest of ^Aholidays Comes but ^F#monce a year I'm not ^Atalking about the fat man and his ^F#mreindeer ^E It's the ^Acrème brûlée Following the ^F#mturkey day

Which ^Arequires a bottle of ^Bmpepper spray ^E [FRANK] ^C#mDid you know: you'll spend ^F#mmoney ^Bm400 on average, quite ^Eseriously It's a ^C#mfactoid, you can't ^F#mescape, boy Remember ^Bmall your ^Dcheques are null and void When our ^Adoors are ^Eopen Your ^C#mrepublic is on the ^F#mmarket Your net ^C#mworth is in my back ^F#mpockets And it ^Bmweighs ^Amy ^Dpants down As our ^F#mdoors first ^Bmopen I'm your ^C#mannual entreprene^F#mur Yes, our ^Bmdoors are ^Dmopen Oh, our ^Amdoors are ^Copen Oh, our ^Bmdoors are ^Dopen

^EGive us your fucking money ^GGive us your fucking cash ^EGive us your fucking money ^GIt's where it's ^Eat

Oh, ^AI, I, I, like to ^Etouch, touch, touch My money

^C#mDid you know, if you spend ^F#mmoney (N/A) E Your kids will love you, maybe (N/A) They're slashing prices

Do we ^Bmhave ^Aany ^Dmorality? When the ^Adoors ^Eare open

^AYeah!