Squeeze - Its not cricket

^DShe used to a topless down at the Surrey docks, ^FWith tassles on her wotsits, she did a t'riffic job, ^DOf raising all the ^Bbeyebrows, of ^Bbevery ^Alunchtime ^C#mob. ^{C# Eb F}She went with all the tossers, who kick about a ball, ^AThey say their club's the greatest and she has kissed them all, ^FAt the Arndale ^C#Centre, she's ^C#up ^Cagainst the ^Dwall. I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Acos ^Gthat's ^Anot ^Dcric^Aket, I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Athat would ^Gput^A me^D in^A it, ^BbBut that's a^Fnother story ^Ein the ^Afinish.

^DI saw them at the pictures, a tangled heap of love, ^FHe had so many women, but only classy stuff. ^DI saw him at the ^Bbclinic, a ^Bbpink card ^Aup his ^C#cuff ^{C# Eb F}One holiday in Bognor, a stag night hit the town, ^AThe groom was in the car park, with his trousers down, ^FBut that's another ^C#story that ^C#won't be ^Cgoing ^Dround. I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Acos ^Gthat's ^Anot ^Dcric^Aket, I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Athat would ^Gput ^Ame ^Din ^Ait. ^BbBut that's a^Fnother story ^Ein the ^Afinish.

^DThe Deptford had a beano, to Southend for the night, ^FWith forty crates of lager, to see the Southend lights, ^DThey got home for their ^Bbbreakfast, ^Bbpissed out ^Aof their ^C#minds. ^{C# Eb F}This girl gave me the minces, so I asked her for a dance, ^AAnd in the death I kissed, and so I took a chance, ^FAnd when I went to ^C#touch her, she ^C#tried to ^Cbreak my ^Darm. I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Acos ^Gthat's ^Anot ^Dcric^Aket, I ^Dcan't ^Aname ^Gnames ^Athat would ^Gput ^Ame ^Din ^Ait. ^BbBut that's a^Fnother story ^Ein the ^Afinish.

^A'Know what I mean, eh' Bob'' ^{D A}