Spongebob Squarepants - Ripped pants

^CI thought that I had everybody ^Amon my side ^Dmbut I went and blew it ^Gall-sky high

^Emand now she won't even ^A7spare a passing glance ^Dmall just because I ^Gripped my pants

^Cwhen big Larry came 'round just ^Amto put him down ^DmSpongebob turned ^Ginto a clown

^EmAnd no girl ever wants ^A7to dance with a ^Dmfool who went and... ^Gripped his pants

^EmI know I shouldn't mope around ^A7I shouldn't curse ^Dmbut the pain feels so much ^Fmworse

^EmCause winding up with no one is a ^A7lot less fun than a b^Dmurn from the sun or sa^Gnd in your buns...

^CNow I learned a lesson ^AmI won't soon forget ^Dmso listen and ^Gyou won't regret ^EmBe true to yourself ^A7don't miss your chance ^Dmand you won't end up ^Glike the fool...

^G6who... ^G7ripped... ^Ghis... ^Cpants.....