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Time signature is 3/4. Classic blugrass alternating bass the whole way through. See intro for an example. [Intro] G |G/D |G |G/D | G |G/D |G |G/D [Verse 1]
Well I'm a Gold hog hauler I drove a big truck Shot the pinball machine but it Ccaused me bad Gluck.
I spent all I made on a pinball machine.
Shot four caddy corners and I Cmissed the sixGteen. I wish they'd outlaw them old pinball machines many weeks they have caused me to Clive on sarGdines.
-Break- G |G |G |G | G |G |C |G |G [Verse 2]
Last Gtime I called my wife on the phone the first thing she said is John Cwhen can ya come Ghome?
Well I got a load of hogs and they got to go.
See ya when I get back Cfrom ChicaGgo. She said John you know I love ya, I wish you wouldn't go. Send your babies some money, they're Chungry and Gcold.
The last thing she said and then she hung up,
John ya give up my lovin just to Cdrive an old Gtruck.
-Break- G |G |G |G | G |G |C |G |G | [Verse 3]
Well I Gtook my trip on to Chicago. I was gone two months cause I Cshot up my Gdough.
When I got home my family was gone.
The best friend I had rung Cmy teleGphone. He said John I know you wonder about your babies and your wife. N.C. Pnemonia's got your baby and your Cwife took her Glife.
I lost all my friends. I can't sleep for bad dreams.
I dream about an old truck and a Cpinball macGhine.
-Break- G |G |G |G | G |G |C |G | Fin