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...STUPID MARRIAGE... by The Specials ---------------------................ *from 'The Specials' (1979)* Intro: (Spoken) (n.C) Court in session. What do you mean; "Oi, oi, oi"? Must have court in session. Order. (Spoken over E A B): My name is Judge Roughneck, And I will not tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom. Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me, And charged with smashing this woman's window. Before I sentence you; what have you got to say in your defence? Verse 1:
I was Ewalking down the Astreet, one Bnight, When I Esaw her silhouette in a Abathroom Blight. E Her way of life, baby; Anothing to Bhide, With her Efrosted glass shattered curtains Aopen Bwide.
Chorus 1:
D Naked Awoman, Cnaked Gman, D Where did you Aget that Cnice sun-Gtan? You Dlive in a Acastle Cbuilt of Gsand, D Naked Awoman, Cnaked Gman.
Break: (n.C) Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed. And I can't stop the hatred running through my head. Solo: E A B (x6) Break: (Spoken over E A B): Silence in court. Order. Rude boy, you have led me to believe, That you was going out with a girl, And she left you and married someone else. So you got drunk and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property. I have come to one conclusion; That is to sentence you to five months in prison. Before they take you down to the cells, What have you got to say for yourself? Verse 3:
He Ewanted to be something, but she Aknows he never Bwill. She's Egot him where she wanted and for-Agot to take her Bpill. And he Ethinks that she'll be happy when she's Ahanging out the Bnappies, E A Bb B (n.C) If that's a happy marriage; I'd pre-fer to be un-happy!
Chorus 3:
D Married Awoman, Cmarried Gman, D Where did you Aget that Cfamily Gplan? D Mrs. AEwe and CMr. GRam, D Where did you Aget that Clovely Glamb?
Coda: (Half Time)
D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan? (Order in my courtroom!) D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan? (Hush up!)
(Increase Tempo):
D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan? D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan?
D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan? D Naked woman, Anaked man, C Where did you get that Gnice suntan?
(n.C) Naked woman, naked man, where did you get that nice sun-tan? (Take him away!) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- E A B D C G EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x79997 577655 799877 x57775 x35553 355433 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)