Sparks - The decline and fall of me

^CNow I stutter, now I dribble ^COther than that, I'm lots like I was then^Em The dec^Fline and fall ^Gof me^C I ^Cjust shaved my nose off, oh well ^COther than that, I'm lots like I was then^Em The dec^Fline and fall ^Gof me^C

^FIf I had a hammer I would d^Emrop it and break it Look ^Gat the pieces ^{G5 G F}Now I've got a hobby, I collect ^Emfrozen pizzas Check ^Gout my pizzas ^{G5 G}

^CNow your jokes seem really funny ^COther than that, I'm lots like I was then^Em Ooh, the dec^Fline and fall ^Gof me^C

^C5 Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the ^G5shirts Gee, I'm^C5 sorry about the thermometer, ^G5nurse Would you ^C5tell me again, which are girls, which are ^G5guys Gee, I ^C5thought that this finger meant so long, good^G5bye

^CChart position, bubbling under Drow^Cning and goodbye future Mrs. Mael^Em Ooh, the dec^Fline and fall^G, dec^Fline and fall^G, dec^Fline and fall ^Gof me^C

^CI'm fading away ^CI'm fading away ^CI'm fading away