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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro] C C F Dm G C F [Verse 1]
CPellet snow takes me ovEer If you nFeed, we'll talk and hCold Dyed your hair and the smell of Empot I hate it bFut I'll let it slCide Sinking forward to the lEmions That're feasting oFn your favorite chCild It isn't fair, the case is clEmosed And it gets woFrse, but I've been
[Chorus]
DmTrained, cGonditioned and C F
Framed, you know this pageant's
DmStaged, ohG miss voilà CShamed, yoAmu've come to face your fDmlaws G C On tFhe centerfoDmld G C On Amthe centerfold C E Am
[Verse 2]
TChe city fines and you are bEmroke You taste faFlafel on your cCoat Wipe it down and now it's soEmaked So hang it Fup and let it slCide When you fail, you just come hEmome And kiss your mFom, well, life suCstains You're unconditionally pEmraised FWith vicious words, but I've been
[Chorus]
DmTrained, coGnditioned and CFramed, youF know this pageant's DmStaged, oh Gmiss voilà CShamed, youAm've come to face your fDmlaws G C On tFhe centerfoDmld G C Am C E Am
On the centerfold [Bridge]
GBut you can bet Cit all on tFhe centerDmfold GJournalistic rCise and wiAmthout a soDmund G C F Dm
I don't think it's wise to get out and down
GAnd you can bet it aCll on the FcenterfoldDm G C On tFhe centerfolDmd G C On tFmhe centerfolAmd Em F Am
'Cause I've been [Chorus]
DmTrained, coGnditioned and CFramed, youF know this pageant's DmStaged, oh Cmiss voilà CShamed, youAm've come to face your flDmaws G C On tFhe centDmerfoldG C On tAmhe centeCrfoldE Am F Dm G C Am
[Outro] (fade out) G F Am Em C F