Slothrust - Birthday cake

^GIf I asked you ^Cdo you wanna ^Gdie You'd ^Emprobabl^Ey just lie a^Cnd say no-no^G-no And ^Cif you asked me do I f^Geel sick I'd pr^Emobably try to trick you ^Cand say how I wis^Emh I did ^G I'd pr^Emobably try to trick you ^Cand say how I wis^Emh I did ^G

And t^Emhat's how I k^Dnow that^C it's starting ^Gup again Put y^Emour petal to ^Dthe meta^Cl and break my ^Garms Or yo^Emu can break m^Dy legs i^Cf you want me t^Go stay put Under^Emneath the cov^Ders I do^Cn't care about ^Ganything

But h^Gey I would sit ^Con your birth^Gday cake I'll ^Emtake wh^Eat I can tak^Ce and you ca^Gn get what you get 'Cause ^Cit's your party, treat^G me how you want Your m^Emother and your aunt don'^Ct care for me any^Emway ^G No, yo^Emur mother and your aunt ^Cdon't care for me^Em anyway ^G

But I^Em never thou^Dght it woul^Cd happen to me ^G You c^Emut my hair of^Df in my ^Csleep and put it ^Gin the kitchen sink I nev^Emer thought it^D would h^Cappen to me ^G Well you t^Emreat me like ^Da little toy a^Cnd make me do a^G dance

^GIf you want to,^C we can make ^Ga pact But i^Emt will ^Ebe an act, i^Ct doesn't me^Gan anything Tie me ^Cwith balloon strings t^Go the floor ^EmI don't care ^Canymore You can d^Emo what you w^Gant No, I d^Emon't care any^Cmore You can ^Emdo what you ^Gwant