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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] A, A7, D, E, A x2 [Verse 1]
AWhat should we do Oh, WA7hat should we do These Dtiny aliens want to Eturn us into sApace slaves We only have Aone chance Yeah, we A7only have one shot To Dbeat them in a competitionE of our Achoice
[Chorus]
EWe should challenge Dthem in a game of BaAsketball I doEn’t know much, yeah I Ddon’t know much at aAll But I Eknow short people have Dtrouble playing BaskeAtball Besides EMuggsy Bogues, the excDeption that proves the ruleA
[Verse 2]
AThis plan is foolproof Oh, iA7t’s a foolproof plan I guDess we’re assuming that these aEliens don’t have undisclosed pAowers (Or something) Cause that would sAuck, man Oh, that would rA7eally bust my gourd If they could Ddo something crazy like Eharness NBA player’s Askills
[Chorus] x2
EWe should challenge Dthem in a game of BaAsketball I doEn’t know much, yeah I Ddon’t know much at aAll But I Eknow short people have Dtrouble playing BaskeAtball Besides EMuggsy Bogues, the excDeption that proves the ruleA
Final Line on final chorus: And maybe they should stick to something like being a horsejockey (like Hobbits or Gymnasts, or spelunking...)