Sledding With Tigers - Retirement

^GWhat am I gonna do for the ^Crest of my ^Gdays? I ^Gjust quit Basketball, I ^Dmust be i^Gnsane Gotta ^Gfind a new sport for ^Cme to ^Gpick Just ^Gmake the ball smaller and g^Cive me a ^Gstick ^Gmake the ball smaller and g^Dive me ^D7 a ^Gstick ^{C G G D G}

^GTrade in my shorts for ^Cpolyester ^Gpants ^GGive me a bat and ^Dgive me a ^Gchance Used to ^Gbe in the NBA ^CAll-Star ^GTeam Now my ^Gteam is kinda lame and ^Dso are my ^Gdreams Now my ^Gteam is kinda lame and ^Dso are^D7 my ^Gdreams^{C G G D G}

I’m the ^Ctallest man on the ^Gteam this year I’m a ^Dbaseball player, this ^Dfeels kinda ^Gweird This ^Cisn’t even fiction even ^Gthough it seems My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestion my ^Gdreams My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestion my ^Gdreams My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestio^D7n my ^Gdreams

I’m the ^Ctallest man on the ^Gteam this year I’m a ^Dbaseball player, this ^Dfeels kinda ^Gweird This ^Cisn’t even fiction even ^Gthough it seems My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestion my ^Gdreams My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestion my ^Gdreams My ^Dname is Michael Jordan, don’t ^Dquestio^D7n my ^Gdreams