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Tuning: E A D G B E
G Em C Bb e|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------| B|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------| G|------4-0--|------3-4--|------9----|-----------| D|-----------|-----------|--------10-|------8-9--| A|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------| E|--3--------|--0--------|--8--------|--6--------| This is the general pattern for the chords. Sometimes they are strummed once* and sometimes fast** [Intro] G Em G Em
G Em Good evening boys and girlsG, Em G this song is callEmed: "The Velvet Ditch" G Em Can I get a "Yee haw", Laurie? G Yee haw! Em GThank you, it Emgoes like this
[Verse]
GVelvet Emditch (Velvet ditch) GMy old Emfriend (My old friend) GA sweaty Emhand (Sweaty hand) GYou'll always Emlend (Always lend) GTwist my Emarm (Twist his arm) GAs I try to Emleave (Try to leave) GAnd I fall back Emin (Fall back in) G G* A* C Comfortably (Comfortably) Golden Bbcrown (Golden crown) CRusty and Bbbrown (Rusty and brown) CIndependent Bbvenue C** Bb* Tear it down (Tear it down) GAs if tEmhere's (As if there's) GNot enouEmgh (Not enough) G Em G G* A* C Luxury apartments in this town Velvet dBbitch (Velvet ditch) CVelvet dBbitch (Velvet ditch) CIt feels Bbgood until C** Bb* Your feet start to itch
[Outro]
G Em G Em And, oh, they're itching G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G
G AAnCd up Bb C Bb C Bb C
And Bbdown G Em G Em
GThank you boys and girlsEm G Em
G* good night