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Tuning: E A D G B E
Tuning: Standard The song is played in standard tuning with no capo. The chord voicings used throughout the song are given below. Be mindful of the distinction between the F#7add4 and F#7sus4 chords that appear during the chorus. B B/G# C#m9 Emaj7 F#7add4 E Badd4 Aadd9 G#m7 F#7sus4 Esus2 B5/F B5/E B5 F# F#5 B * B/E C#m9/F# E|----------------0-----0------0--0-----0------------0-------0-------------------------------------| B|--4---4----4----4-----0------0--0-----0-----0------0-------0----------------------4---4----4-----| G|--x---x----4----4-----3------1--8-----6-----4------4-------4---------------3------4---4----4-----| D|--4---4----2----2-----4------2--9-----7-----4------4-------4---4----4---4--4---4--4---4----x-----| A|--2---x----4----2-----4------2--9-----7-----x------4-------2---2----2---2--4---4--2---2----4-----| E|------4---------0-----2------0--7-----5-----4------2-------0---1----0------2---2------0----2-----| [Intro] B B/G# C#m9 Emaj7 F#7add4 B B/G# C#m9 Emaj7 F#7add4 [Verse 1]
B I B/G#open my C#m9eyes and it's Emaj7November And I am in a F#7add4freight elevator B And I'm B/G#in Las C#m9Vegas, Emaj7 but I haven't F#7add4won any money B And B/G#everyone C#m9here is wearing Emaj7clothing that I F#7add4find confusing B B/G# And I C#m9wonder if they've Emaj7won any F#7add4money
[Chorus 1]
E Jeff tells F#7add4me it's not the Badd4drugs It's Monday Aadd9morning and you can't get uG#m7p When your F#7sus4degree is staring Esus2daggers from the wall F#7sus4 EBut somewhere F#7add4sunk inside your Badd4heart There is a Aadd9teensy tiny G#m7part of you that F#7sus4sure could use some cofB5/Ffee B5/E F#
[Verse 2] B B/G# C#m9 Emaj7 F#7add4 B B/G# C#m9 Emaj7 F#7add4
B I B/G#open my C#m9eyes, and I am Emaj7sweating I F#7add4must have been dreaming B B/G# That C#m9punch I threw wasEmaj7 just embarrassing F#7add4 B And B/G#all my C#m9dreams are always Emaj7violent, but F#7add4I'm not violent B So B/G#in my C#m9dreams I'm not so Emaj7good at F#7add4fighting
[Chorus 2]
E There's this F#7add4one where you and Badd4I Are making Aadd9brilliant love G#m7inside a 7-11 F#7sus4outside the Esus2city F#7sus4 E And I can't F#7add4save us when that Badd4guy Gets up and Aadd9jumps out from G#m7behind the counter F#7sus4Gun in hand and grinning B5/F B5/E F#
[Bridge] B5 B5/E F#5 B5/E B5 B5/E F#5 B5/E
B5 Tell my B5/Esister I am F#5with her B5/Ewherever she may go B5 If not B5/Epulpit then sure as F#5shit, where she B5/Eleads I'll follow B * B/E C#m9/F# Watch the corn grow in Ohio Let our B/Ekids grow strong and smart B * B/E C#m9/F# Emaj7 Playing intramural sports while we build the ark
[Outro] B * Emaj7 C#m9/F# Emaj7 B * Emaj7 C#m9/F# Emaj7 B * Emaj7 C#m9/F# Emaj7 B * Emaj7 C#m9/F# Emaj7 B *