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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] G C G C [Verse 1]
CThere was a crooked man CAnd he walked a crooked mile CHe had a crooked stick CAnd oh boy how it cramped his style Well did ya Ebmama ever tell ya Them Fkookie little nursery Crhymes?
[Verse 2]
CJack and Jill went up the hill CSupposed to get some water CThey stayed up there a long time CDoing what they shouldn't oughta Did ya Ebmama ever tell ya Them Ffunky little nursery Crhymes? And when you Bbgot a little older Did you Flearn to read between the Clines?
[Chorus]
What did ya Fmama ever tell ya About the DmA's, B's and C's? FDid she ever tell ya About the Dmbirds and the bees? Did ya Fmama ever tell ya You were Dmbrought by the stork? CHow you could run before you could walk?
[Verse 3]
CMary had a little lamb CHis feet were black as coal CHe even followed her to bed CThe naughty little soul Well, did ya Ebmama ever tell ya Them Fkookie little nursery Crhymes?
[Verse 4]
CA-little Jacky Horner CSitting quiet in his corner CHow'd he get that name CA-doing what he shouldn't oughta Did ya Ebmama ever tell ya Them Ffunky little nursery Crhymes? And as you Bbgot a little older Did you Flearn to read between the Clines?
[Chorus]
What did ya Fmama ever tell ya About the DmA's, B's and C's? FDid she ever tell ya About the Dmbirds and the bees? Did ya Fmama ever tell ya You were Dmbrought by the stork? CHow you could run before you could walk?
[Solo] C Eb F C [Verse 5]
CHow about that oldie lady CWho was living in a shoe CShe had so many children CShe knew how and what to do Well, did ya Ebmama ever tell ya Them Fkookie little nursery Crhymes And when you Bbgot a little older Did you Flearn to read between the Clines?
[Chorus]
What did ya Fmama ever tell ya About the DmA's, B's and C's? FDid she ever tell ya About the Dmbirds and the bees? Did ya Fmama ever tell ya You were Dmbrought by the stork? C N.C. How you could run, how you could run

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How you could run before you could walk, yeah
[Outro] C Eb F C