Sixpence None the Richer - Mr grinch

You're a m^Amean one^Dm, Mr. ^GGrinch ^G You rea^Amlly a^Dre a h^Eeel ^E You're as c^Amuddly as a ^Dmcactus You're as cha^Grming as an ^Ceel Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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You're a bad banana

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With a greasy black peel ^{Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E E}

You're a ^Ammonster^Dm, Mr. ^GGrinch ^G Your he^Amart's an e^Dmpty h^Eole ^E Your b^Amrain is full of ^Dmspiders You've got gar^Glic in your s^Coul Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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I wouldn't touch you, with a

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Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole^{Am Dm Am Dm}

You're a f^Amoul one^Dm, Mr. ^GGrinch ^G You're a n^Amasty, wa^Dsty sk^Eunk ^E Your h^Ameart is full of ^Dmunwashed socks Your so^Gul is full of g^Cunk Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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The three words that best describe you are as follows,

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and I quote: "Stink.^Dm Stank.^E Stunk."^Am

You're a ^Amvile on^Dme, Mr.^G Grinch^G You have t^Amermites ^Din your sm^Eile ^E You have ^Amall the tender s^Dmweetness Of a se^Gasick crocod^Cile Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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Given the choice between the two of you

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I'd take the seasick crockodile^{Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E E}

You're a r^Amotter^Dm, Mr. ^GGrinch ^G You're the ^Amking of s^Dinful ^Esots ^E Your h^Ameart's a dead to^Dmmato splot With mo^Gldy purple s^Cpots Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

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With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,

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Mangled up in ta^Eng^Dmled ^Eup kn^Amots ^{Dm Am Dm Am Dm E E}

You nausea^Amte me^Dm, Mr. ^GGrinch ^G With a n^Amauseaus s^Duper-n^Eaus ^E You're a ^Amcrooked jerky jo^Dmckey And you d^Grive a crooked h^Corse Mr. ^AmGri-^Di-i^Ench

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You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich,

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With arsenic sauce ^{Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am}