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Tuning: G C E A
There are 3 variations on the "riff" played throughout the song. They are presented here at the top so you can review the strum patterns (above) for each one. In addition, they are repeated among the lyrics so that you can use the scroll function to play through the song. [Intro Riff] A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|-----5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|-----6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|-----5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 2 3 4 1 [Verse Riff] A|-----------------|-----0---------| E|-----------5-5-5-|-5-3-2---------| C|-----------6-6-6-|-6-4-2---------| g|-----------5-5-5-|-5-3-2---------| 1 2 3 4 1 [Outro Riff] A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|---6-6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 & 2 3 4 1 Above riffs are just for practice. The song follows. [Intro] | D | D | D | D | A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|-----5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|-----6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|-----5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 2 3 4 1 [Verse 1]
Do Dpeople have a tendency to dump on you? A|-------------------|-----0--| E|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|-------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
Does Dyour group have more cavities than Ctheirs? Do Dall the Hippies seem to get the
jump on you? A|-------------------|-----0--| E|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|-------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
Do you Dsleep alone when others sleep in Cpairs? Well there's Bbno need to complain We'll eAliminate your pain We can Gneutralize your brain to feel just Afine now
[Chorus 1]
Buy the GBig FBright Green C Pleasure Machine
[Interlude] A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|---6-6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 & 2 3 4 1 A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|---6-6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 & 2 3 4 1 [Verse 2]
Do Dfigures of authority just shoot you down? A|----------------------|-----0--| E|----------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|----------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|----------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
Is Dlife within the business world a Cdrag? Did your Dboss just mention that you'd better
shop a-round A|--------------------|-----0--| E|--------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|--------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|--------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
To Dfind yourself a more productive Cbag? Are you Bbworried and distressed? Can't Aseem to get no rest? Put our Gproduct to the test, you feel just Afine now
[Chorus 2]
Buy a GBig FBright Green C Pleasure Machine
[Bridge]
A You better hurry up and Gorder one Our Elimited supply is very Anearly gone
[Verse 3]
D'do you Dnervously await the blows of cruel fate? A|-------------------|-----0--| E|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|-------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|-------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
Do your Dchecks bounce higher than a rubber Cball? Are you Dworried 'cause your girlfriend's just a
little late? A|--------------------|-----0--| E|--------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| C|--------------6-6-6-|-6-4-2--| g|--------------5-5-5-|-5-3-2--| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1
Are you Dlooking for a way to chuck it Call? We can Bbend your daily strife At a Areasonable price You've seen it Gadvertised in Life, you feel just Afine now
[Chorus]
Buy a GBig FBright Green C Pleasure Machine Pleasure Machine
[Outro] A|-----------------|-----0---------| E|-----------5-5-5-|-5-3-2---------| C|-----------6-6-6-|-6-4-2---------| g|-----------5-5-5-|-5-3-2---------| 1 2 3 & 4 & 1 A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|---6-6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 & 2 3 4 1 A|-----------------|-------0-------| E|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| C|---6-6---6---6-6-|-6-4---2-------| g|---5-5---5---5-5-|-5-3---2-------| 1 & 2 3 4 1 (fade)