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[Verse 1]
BbI’ve called PerFsephone ByDm the name purse-aC-phone BbAnd greek godFdesses aren’t what YDmou grab when leaviCng home MBby phone’s insidFe my purse Purse-aDm-phone would like it theCre, like Hades’ lair I Bbpray greek gods donF’t see me ButchDmering names and not belieCving
[Chorus]
But I’ll Bbmispronounce and mis-accent forF infinity There iDmsn’t much that you could do to Cstop me SBmix pomegranate seeds, winteFr in Greece PleaseDm don’t visit me, PeCrsephone
[Verse 2]
AnBbd I’ve said ProFtestant JusDmt like pro-test-ant Ctoo And Bbit’s not a word, let alFone a church ThatDm you could send donatiCons to WhBbo needs mistFakes And stupid phDmrases that aren’t real aCnyway? If I’d a Bbknown I’d mess up this maFny times Then I’d shut uDmp for the rest of my Clife
[Chorus]
But IBb’ll mispronounce and mis-accent foFr infinity There isnDm’t much that you could do tCo stop me Six pomBbegranate seeds, winter iFn Greece Please Dmdon’t visit, purse-Cphone
[Bridge]
IBbf I don’Ft Let Dmthem know that I don’t knoCw anything BecBbause I dFon’t EveDmn know anyCthing
[Chorus]
But I’lBbl mispronounce and mis-accent forF infinity There iDmsn’t much that you could do to sCtop me Six Bbpomegranate seeds, winter iFn Greece PleaDmse don’t visit me, please dCon’t visit HeBby, I’ll mispronounce and misF-accent for infinity There Dmisn’t much that you could do toC stop me SixBb pomegranate seeds, winFter in Greece PleaDmse don’t visit me, pleaseC don’t visit Hey,Bb I’ll mispronounce and mis-acFcent for infinity There Dmisn’t much that you could Cdo to stop me Six poBbmegranate seeds, winFter in Greece PleDmase don’t visit me, PerseCph-en-phone