Sick Puppies - Killing myself for christmas

Coz I ^Ffeel like killing myself, for ^A#Christmas I ^Cnever got along real well with my mom and^F dad^{A# C} yeah, I ^Ffeel like killing myself for ^A#Christmas It'll be the ^Cbest, the best, the best Christmas they ever ^Fhad^{A# C}

I could ^A#slash my wrists, but you know it'd only get real ^Fmess^Cy ^A# I could ^A#shoot myself, but you know they'd never recognize^F me ^{A# C} I gonna ^Ctake that mistletoe, and ^Dhang ^Emys^Felf ^A#from the Christmas ^Ctree ^FCoz I feel like killing ^A#myself, for ^FChristma^A#s ^F

^FBefore I ^A#go, I ^Cthink I'll hijack a ^A#mall and tell your ^Fkids, there's no such ^A#thing, as ^CSanta And be^Ffore I ^A#go, I'll ^Csteal your credit cards and max them ^Fout, before you ^A#know, I'm buying ^Cporno Coz that's all I want ^Ganywa^Fy

Coz we ^Ffeel like killing ourselves for ^A#Christmas We^C never got along real well with our moms and ^Fdads^{A# C} yeah, we ^Cfeel like killing ourselves for ^FChristmas It^C'll be the best, the best, the best Christmas they ever ^Fhad ^{A# C F}

^GCoz we feel like killing ourselves for ^CChristmas ^DWe never got along real well with our moms and^G dad^Cs ^{D G G}yeah, we feel like killing ourselves for ^CChristmas It'll be the ^Dbest, the best, the best the ^Dbest, the best, the best The ^DFucking best, Christmas they ever ^Ghad ^{D E G}

^GBah, ^F#Bah, B^EaB^Dah, ^GBah ^BFucki^Ang D^Gie!