Shubidua - Dogshit in my garden

There is a ^Amdogshit in my garden and ^Gwhen I cut my grass the ^Dmdogshit is no longer in my ^Amgarden ^G it is a ^Amsittin on my footsole and ^Gsmell like a doggies ass and ^Dmthat is not the smell of Elizabeth ^AmArden.^G

You can have ^Cwomen and ^Gcookies and a strawber^Dmry, but there is ^Cnuthin' as ^Gbad as a doggie's ^Dmshit.

^AmWas it a fireman? ^{G Am}Was it a brandman? ^{G Am}Was it an ottoman? ^{G Am}Was it a Walkman? ^{G Am}Was it a superwoman?^{G Am}Superwoman don't kno^Gw how to shit ^AmWas it a milkyman? ^{G Am}Was it a Kellerman? ^G(may be) ^AmWas it a disserman? (^Gno no no no no) ^AmWas it rabatman? ^{G Am}Was it a Doberman? - ^G(Oh yeah).

You can have ^Cwomen and ^Gcookies and a strawber^Dmry, but there is ^Cnuthin' as ^Gbad as a doggie's ^Dmshit..