Gm E/A Am Pinocchio: (Speaking):

^AmLife is disa^E7sus4/Bppointing ^E7 ^AmWoe is what I ^E7sus4/Bknow

(Singing):

^C7Outed by my nose^F, ^D7that’s just how it go^Gmes ^E7 For poor Pinocchio! ^A ^BmStory of my ^F#mlife, ^Bmalways doomed to ^F#mfail, ^A7Cheated by a ^Dfox, ^C#7Swallowed by a ^F#mwhale. ^D That’s th^E7e story of my lif^Ae, ^C#7/G# oh ^F#7 yeah ^D That’s th^E7e story of my lif^D7e. ^A

Elf: (Yelling):

^AmStrife is never ^E7sus4/Bending ^E7

Peter Pan:

^AmBanished! From the ^E7sus4/Btown ^E7

Ugly Duckling:

^C7They dragged my from the ^Fmpond

Godmother:

The ^D7broke my magic ^Gmwand

Three Little Pigs:

^E7 They blew our condos down! ^F#7 ^Eadd2/G# ^Am6 ^F#7/A#

Wicked Witch:

^BmLife, is but a ^F#7sus4/C#witch hunt ^F#7

Mama Bear:

^BmMamas in the mud, Mamas ^F#7sus4/C#in distress ^F#7

Gnome:

They ^D7ridiculed my ^Gmhat

Pigs:

Zey ^E7said zat vee vere ^Amfat!

Wolf:

They ^F#7tore my cott’n granny dress And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess ^B7 ^Aadd2/C# ^Dm6 ^B7/D#

All:

^BmStory of my ^F#mlife, ^Bmbooted from the ^F#mball ^A7Told to go ^Daway

Humpty Dumpty:

^C#7Toppled off a ^F#mwall

All:

^D That’s th^E7e story of my life ^A ^F#7

Rabbit:

^D That’s th^Esus4e story of my life ^A ^C#7

All:

^D That’s th^Ee story of my li^D7fe ^A

(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned) Cm/G Ddim/G Cm/G Ddim/G G7 C#m G#7 All:

^C#mI always dreamed I’d get ^F#ma hap^C#7/G# - py ^F#m ending

Witch:

^C#7And this right here, ^F#mnot how it goes^F#7!

All:

^Eb7I always dreamed I’d get a^Abmn ev^Ebm/G - er ^Abm/Cb aft - ^Abmer, ^Eb7 If this is it, it blows^Abm! It blows^Gb7! It blows^B!

Pinocchio: (Yelling): This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana! Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# All:

^CmStory of my ^Gmlife, ^Cmall the wasted ^Gmprayers ^Fm7All the ^Bb7broken ^Ebmaj7dreams, ^A7

Three Bears:

^D7All the broken ^Gmchairs

All:

^G7All the damage ^Cmdone

Bears:

^AAll the busted ^Dmbeds

All:

^B7All the shattered ^Embowls

Bears:

^D7And the porridge on our ^Gheads

All:

^Eb That’s th^F7e story of my lif^Bbe, ^D7/A yes^G7 sir ^Eb That’s th^F7e story of my life ^Bb ^Fm6/Ab Oy ^G7Vey! ^Cm7 That’s th^F7e story of m^Gmy ^Ebm ^Gm ^Ebm ^Bb life!

Pinocchio: Crap!

Shrek the Musical - Story of my life