Shrek the Musical - I know its today

^D“There’s a prin^Em/Dcess in a tower” ^A7/D Oh my gosh that’^Ds just like me “Poor Rapunz^Em/Del needs a haircut ^A7/D But the witch wont ^Dset her free She ^G/Bpasses time by ^A/C#singing” Like ^F#/A#someone else I ^Bmknow “A^G/Bs years go by sh^A/C#e sits and waits” ^F#/A#As years go by?!

“^G/BA torturous ^Cmexistence” I ^A/C#don’t remember thi^Dms part! “Sh^Bb/De wishes she wer^Ebme dead?” (No Chord) Skip ahead, skip ahead “B^B/F#ut in the end Rapunze^F#5l finds a millionaire The ^B/F#prince is good at climbing And braiding ^Esus2/F#golden hair^F#” So I know^{D A/C#}he’ll appe^G/Bar ^A/C#‘Cause there ar^De rules and ther^A/C#e are st^G/Brictures ^D I believe the st^Gsus2orybooks I read By candle light^A My white ^Dknight, ^A/C#and his steed^{G/B A/C#} Will ^Dlook just like ^A/C#these pi^Bmctures It ^B7wont be long now, I guarantee^{C G} Day number^A7sus4 twenty-three^{D A/C# G/B} I know ^A/C#its to^Dday ^{A/C# G/B} I know ^A/C#its to^Dday ^E/D

^D “There’s a prin^Em/Dcess in a coma” ^A7/D Glad it’s her ^Dinstead of me “Pretty maid^Em/Den in a glass box” ^A7/D How, I wonder, ^Ddoes she pee?

Blah blah ^G/Bblah blah “poiso^A/C#n apple” Boring ^F#/A#boring “evi^Bml queen.” Filler, ^G/Bfiller been there, ^A/C#read that Seven ^F#/A#shorties on the ^Bmscene No Chord Skip ahead, skip ahead! “Bu^B/F#t in the end the princes^F#5s wakes up with a start The ^B/F#prince is good at kissing, And melting ^Esus2/F#Snow White’^F#s heart!” So I kno^Dw ^Ahe’ll appe^Gar ^A And his ^Darmor will ^Abe blin^Gding ^{A D} As shining as^Gsus2 his perfect teeth, and manly hose^A He’ll propo^Dse,^A on one kn^Gee ^A And our ^Dpre-nup will^A/C# be bind^Bming A^B7bout time we set a wedding date^{C G} Day number nine ^A7sus4hundred and fifty-eight ^{D A G} I know ^Aits to^Dday ^{A G} He’ll show up ^Dtoday!__^G_______ (Adult Fiona^C): ___aaayy!

^FThere’s a princess! ^Gm/F Any princess! ^C7/F Take your pick they’r^Fe all like me! Not exactly,^Gm/F I’m still waiting ^C7/F They’re out livin^Fg happily Ever ^Gmafter better ^Cget here, I want ^A/C#love in seconds ^Dflat ^Gm/Bb No one needs these ^Cmiddle bits ^A/C#Whoops, did I do that? Cut the ^G7/Bvillains, but the ^Cvamping ^A/C#Cut this fairy ^Dmtale Cut the^Bb7/D peril and the ^Ebpitfalls, Cut the ^C7/Dpuppet and the ^Fmwhale Cut the ^F#m/C#monsters, cut the ^C#curses Keep the ^F#m/C#intro, cut the ^C#verses And the ^F#m/C#waiting, the ^C#waiting, the ^F#m/C#waiting, the ^C#waiting ^C#The waiting! But I know^{D A}he’ll appe^Gar ^A Though I s^Deem a bit b^Ai-po^Glar ^{A D} And I’m a^Gsus2 vandal now as well, Hope he won't mind^A I’m a fin^Dd,^A Im a cat^Gch ^A And a ^Dvery gif^A/C#ted bow^Bmler It ^B7wont be long now, I guarantee^{C G} Day number ^A7sus4 Are you ^Cmaj7there God? Its me F^Bm7iona

Its me F^Am7iona! Now I know^{E B}he’ll appe^Aar ?^B??Cause there ar^Ee rules and ther^Be ar^Ae strictur^Bes ^E I believe the sto^Arybooks I read by candle light^{Bsus4 B} My white ^Eknight, my knight and his ^Asteed ^B Will ^Elook just like ^B/D#these pi^C#mctures It ^C#7wont be long now, I guarantee^D

^CDay number ^Dtwenty-three ^{A B C D} Teen Fiona: Day number nine fifty-eight Adult Fiona: Day number eight thousand four hundred and twenty-three

^EI know i^Bts tod^Aay ^Booh__^E___ I know^B its ^Atoday ^Booh__^E___ I know^B its tod^Aay I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today ooh_____ I know its today

I know its to^Eday! ^{D E}