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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] G D A A G D A A [Verse 1]
LGook at me I'm gorgeous in my hoDusecoat with my coffee cup, I bAend to get the paper every neAighbors trying to check me out, LGook at me I'm lovely as I wDave beside my minivan, LAook at how my diamonds seem to sparkle aAll the garbage cans.
[Chorus]
GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, HAow she does it all I'll never know, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, SAhe could use a miracle for sure, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, CAleaning up the world for you and me, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife. A G A A AhahAahahah A
[Verse 2]
LDook at how my children play commando when in the cAol-due-sack, LDook at how my husband can survive another hAeart attack, LDook at all the other mothers envious of aAll my things, HDad to call the plumber 'cause my daughter flushed my wGedding ring.
[Chorus]
GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, HAow she does it all I'll never know, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, SAhe could use a miracle for sure, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, CAleaning up the world for you and me, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife. A A AhahaAhahah A
[Verse 3]
LooDk at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rAubber gloves, LooDk how my Tiara can bend back to the shAape it was. I can do thDe laundry and make dinner while I'm Aon the phone, LooDk at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mGow the lawn.
[Chorus]
GoGd bless the AmDerican housewife, HAow she does it all I'll never know, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, SAhe could use a miracle for sure, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife, CAleaning up the world for you and me, GGod bless the AmDerican housewife. A G
[Outro]
Oho

N.C.

ho God bless the American housewife.