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[Intro] C C D F [Verse]
CYou're one in a mDillioFn CHow does that leave ya feDeling (saFd and blue) CBlame it all on the sDeason F CFor a million good rDeasons (Ftried and true) CGot a taste for the dDanger F CTimes have never been sDtranger (bFut what's new) CSmoke 'em if you gDot 'eFm CComing up from the bDottom (Fproud of you)
[Chorus]
EmHear they're making a Fmovie about us CNever gonna get it Fright EmNever needed a scripFt, to feed me a line
[Interlude] C C D F [Verse]
CYou know you're one of a Dmillion F CToo many cooks in the Dkitchen (Fsad but true) CAre you starting to Dsettle? F CSaid the pot to the Dkettle (jFokes on you) C D JokFes on you C D JokFes on you
[Chorus]
EmDid I tell you the Fone about the Ckid who grew up over-Fnight EmIt's got a perfect puncFh-line But I Cnever seem to get iFt right FBut it doesn't Emmatter The difficult aFnswer But it doesn't Cmatter 'til the race is tFhrough But it doesn't Emmatter The difficult aFnswer But it doesn't Cmatter 'til the race is tFhrough F'cos the jokes on you
[Ending]
C D 'cosF the jokes on you C D 'cosF the jokes on you C D 'cosF the jokes on you C D 'cosF the jokes on you C