Screeching Weasel - The last janelle

you ^Cdopes are all the same and that's ^Fwhy i'm so ashamed to be a ^Dpart of what might be called the punk ^Frock communi^Gty you take things ^Cway too seriously or else you ^Ftake them too lightly post messa^Dges on aol but don't you ^Fdare fuck with ja^Gnelle she's every^Fthing that you're not, she's not a ^Cgirl, she is a thought she's an ^Fidea or an ideal that you won't ^Gever get so go play with your make believe internet friends she's ^Con a greyhound bus, i ate a ^Fhairy coconut i think I ^Dmight have diverticulitis, ^Fis there too much ^Gbeer inside us ^Cugly riot girls saying i ^Fdon't know shit - it hurts to know you ^Dcare enough to send the very ^Fshittiest, so ^Ggentlemen and ^Fladies have a seat and ^Callow me to repeat that your ^Fstupid on-line world and your ^Gstupid comments may well be justification for a beating ^F where applica^Cble not ^Gvalid in ver^Cmont ^Fvoid where prohibi^Cted and ^Gshut ^F your fucking ^Cmouth don't ^Fgo to easter ^Cisle and ^Goverpopu^Clate you'll ^Fdestroy god's spaceship ^Cearth ^Gdilute ^F dilute o^C.k.