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[Notes] * Vocals on the bridge by Fat Mike. * (pm) = palm-muted *** ["Peter Brady"] Intro: [C A# F C] x 2 (enter drums) [C A# F C] x 2 [Verse]:
CDon't you see that people F will like you G for who you Care Cause life is like a Fsitcom, a Gsenior prom And DI'm okay and you're oFkay, grade A, ten-four RoCger, over and out, lisDten up, check F it out
[Chorus]:
C There's something Fugly inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou There's a C big empty Fhole inCside of Gyou, inCside of Gyou F There's something creepy crawling Con your Gbrain C G F There's something in you, it's G red white and blue inside of you
[C A# F C] x4 [Verse]: As long as you don't have lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs on to your back or beat the crap Out of you or ignore your sorry ass, see [Chorus]: There's something vapid inside of you, inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you, inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby -- there's a Pete Brady inside of you [C A# F C] x4 (with "Inside of you"s) Next, play a palm-muted C for about four bars. (This is the "Boy, I really learned a lot today" part.) [Bridge]:
COne: A# You Fact your Cage Two: You A#don't try to be Fsomething you're Cnot Three: You A#find out Fin adCvance What A#(pm)restaurant your mom and dad are going to And go someplace Celse
[C A# F C] x3 (with "Go someplace else"s) [C A# C] Lead riff -- played intermittently throughout, usually after the chorus (keyboard transcribed for guitar) E------13-12----13-12----13-12----13-12----- B---13-------13-------13-------13-------13-- G------------------------------------------- D------------------------------------------- A------------------------------------------- E------------------------------------------- ***** `&' ********************************************* ** # ** ** # Any corrections, questions, comments, ** ** _#_ etc. welcome! ** ** ( # ) ** ** / O Kyle Barton (guitarkyle@yahoo.com) ** ** ( === ) http://www.kylebarton.com ** **** `---' ********************************************