Screeching Weasel - March of the lawnmowers

^{E5 A#5 F5} You ^E5always ^A#5wanted a ^F5real nice lawn ^E5Now your ^A#5whole back ^F5yard is gone Too ^E5bad you ^A#5tried to ^F5cut your grass Too ^E5bad that ^A#5you ran ^F5out of gas

^{E5 A#5 F5} You ^E5drank just ^A#5one too ^F5many beers Now ^E5it's in your ^A#5car and ^F5back to sears It ^E5ate up ^A#5half your ^F5bedroom rug But ^E5now you've ^A#5got brand ^F5new spark^G5plugs^C#5

^{E5 A#5 F5} You ^E5gotta ^A#5bitchin ^F5mower now You ^E5think you ^A#5are the ^F5cats meow You ^E5only ^A#5have your^F5self to thank When ^E5we put ^A#5draino ^F5in your tank