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"The Last Janelle" [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X *** ["The Last Janelle"]
You Ddopes are all the same and that's Gwhy I'm so ashamed To be a Epart of what might be called the punk Grock communiAty You take things Dway too seriously or else you Gtake them too lightly Post messaEges on AOL but don't you Gdare fuck with JaAnelle She's everyGthing that you're not, she's not a Dgirl, she is a thought She's an Gidea or an ideal that you won't AEver get so go play with your make believe internet friends She's Don a Greyhound bus, I ate a Ghairy coconut I think I Emight have diverticulitis, GIs there too much Abeer inside us DUgly riot girls saying I Gdon't know shit - it hurts To know you Ecare enough to send the very Gshittiest, so Agentlemen And Gladies have a seat and Dallow me to repeat That your Gstupid on-line world and your AStupid comments may well be justification for a beating G Where applicaDble Not Avalid in VerDmont GVoid where prohibiDted And Ashut G your fucking Dmouth Don't Ggo to Easter DIsle And AoverpopuDlate You'll Gdestroy God's Spaceship DEarth ADilute G dilute ODK
"D.I.Y." [Notes] * (pm) = palm-muted * E = 0 2 2 X X X * E = X 7 9 9 X X *** ["D.I.Y."] [ A / D / F# / E / D ]
AD.I.Y. DWhy because we F#hate you and the Edumb look on Dyour face A D F# E(VIII) D D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case Our F#shows should be five Dbucks or less, we'll Ado it for the Ekids F#Two legs good, MDTV bad, and Amajor labels Esuck No fucking shit
[ A / D / F# / E / D ]
AD.I.Y. is Dsimply your onF#ly excuse for Ewhy you alDways fail AInitials on the Dflag you wave When your F#shitty records Ewon't selDl anywhere F#Politics and Dsocial comment, Atwenty dollar Ewords Won't F#make your lousy Dmusic go down Aeasier You Ecan't polish a turd A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want A(pm) D(pm) It doesn't clean the slate when F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) Everything gets all fucked up A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big' A Stop acting Dbetter than me F# E D A / E We both know you're full of shit
[ A / D / F# / E / D / A / E ] x2 [ End on A ] "Compact Disc" [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X * (pm) = palm-muted *** ["Compact Disc"] A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate D(pm) A(pm) Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact
E It's the most technologically advanced Sound F#reproduction Dknown to man A E (w/ slides up from D#) At least in the commercially viable sense A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true D(pm) A(pm) Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily E Throw your scratched, dusty records in the F#trash It's time to Dmove out of the Apast E (w/ slides up from D#) In the profit analysis sense
[Solo]
A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time An inferior and Doverpriced product of an underAactive mind A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam Devoid of any thought or Dheart at all It's the antithesis of Arock and roll E But no one cares that a record sounds better Cause you F#just can't buy them so it Djust doesn't matter at Aall E (w/ slides up from D#) And that's common sense
[ End on A ] [Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords] A D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A D A E------------------------------------------------ B------------------------------------------------ G------------------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------------ A--5-4-----7-5-4-5-4---------5-4-----7-5-4-5-4--- E------7-5-----------------------7-5------------- D E E---------------------- B---------------------- G---------------------- D---------------------- A--5-4-----------4-7--- E------7-5-2-5-7------- "Hey Asshole" [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X *** ["Hey Asshole"] Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done Dick [ E / B / D / A ] x4
Hey Basshole do you feel all warm inside Lording it Dover a bunch of F#kids You're no Bupright citizen you pig, A tenth grade boy's Dmouth around your F#dick Hey Basshole aside from writing pretentious boring DTunes what have you F#did Hack
[ E / B / D / A ] x4 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4 Motherfucker!
Hey Basshole on the internet a couple dozen Dmongoloids at your F#tit Hey Basshole I think your heart done be inDflated with horseF#shit Yeah Bshit dude, you fucking dirty old man You fucking Dtourist, you wrinkled old F#twit Fuck you
[ E / B / D / A ] x4 [ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4
Hey Basshole, everybody knows you're the Michael DJackson of punk F#rock BAsshole
"Racist Society" [Notes] * (pm) = palm-muted * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X *** ["Racist Society"]
Did you Aknow that you live in a Bracist soEciety Did you Aknow you're the privileged Bclass C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) And everybody else is essentially taking it up the ass
Did you Eknow that you could be Afree Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything
C#(pm) B(pm) Did you know that there's no such thing as equality A(pm) B(pm) E And there might never be if you don't change
Did you Aknow that you live in a B war zone (Eculturally) Did you Aknow that your parents were Bfucked C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) When they taught you how to fear anybody who wasn't white enough
Did you Eknow that you could be Afree Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything
C#(pm) B(pm) Did you know that the older you get A(pm) B(pm) It gets easier to blame somebody else for your own mess C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) Did you know that the Jews don't run the world B(pm) And all black men aren't criminals C#(pm) B(pm) A(pm) Did you know there's a lot of money to be made B(pm) C#(pm) B(pm) From keeping you paranoid, suspicious, worried, frightened A(pm) B(pm) All wound up and tense inside 'cause
EBig business Bruns the governC#ment and it's Anot good business E B A(pm) If we burn down the government so they keep us occupied E With moron BTV shows and C#shitty beer that Awipes out brain cells E And whining Babout Congress and Astupid fucking income taxes
C# And if that's not enough A To keep your mind off of E The way you're getting dicked aBround C# They fill you with fear and hate A Give you someone to blame E For all your problems While the Bcountry's going down the Afucking toilet
Do you Eknow what they think of Ayou Do you Eknow how contemptuous they Aare of you Do you Eknow how easy you Aare to fool C#(pm) B(pm) You're like a dog doing after a ball that was never thrown A(pm) B(pm) E(pm) Well guess what you're on your own Good luck
"Nightbreed" [Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X *** ["Nightbreed"] [ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x4 [Verse]:
B This used to be a place where Gwe could walk the streets UnArestricted by imaginary Efears BThings didn't seem to be so compliGcated then Til you Apolluted everything that we had Ehere BOur little secret was exposed for Gall its worth Stripped of Aeverything that made it good and Ethen BWe were forced out of the world Gthat we created And Aexpected to move on and start Eagain
[Chorus]:
BWe live Dhere G toEday BWe live Dhere alGways alEways BWe live Dhere G toEday BWe live Dhere alGways alEways
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x2 [Repeat Verse]: The money moved right in and sucked the life right out So the privileged could sit back and enjoy The things that made this place what it was before you came here Were the first things you decided to destroy We walk your streets late at night while you're asleep Creeping from the sewers oozing from the cracks We are the blood that pumps the heart you call your home And any day we're gonna come to take it back [Repeat Chorus]
BWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here GWe live here, we live here E BWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here GWe live here, we live here E
[Repeat Chorus, End on B] Lead Riff A (w/ rhythm guitar chords) B G E E---------------------------- B--7-0-7-0-7-8--7-0---------- G-------------------7-6------ D-----------------------9-7-- A---------------------------- E---------------------------- and repeat After playing the lead three times at the start, and after playing it once after the first chorus, play this slight variation: B G E E------------------------------ B--7-0-7-0-7-8--7-0------------ G-------------------7-6-------- D-----------------------9-7-9-- A------------------------------ E------------------------------ All Tabs Originally Transcribed By Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)