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[ A / E / D ] x4 [Verse]:
AJeannie's having Dproblems with her AovaEries She's got Atrouble Dwith her Etubes If you Ago past her vaDgina and her Acervix you will Efind A comApletely Dempty Eroom
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Cause AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus Her uterus is Duseless AJeannie's got a Gproblem with her uterus Her uterus is Duseless
[Verse]: Her physician injected fluids in her private parts But she just won't believe That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble Will cause her to conceive [Repeat Chorus]
AJeannie isn't DovuElating, AJeannie isn't DovuElating AJeannie isn't DovuElating Anow E D
No Asimple yeast or bladder inEfection could compare To the Gpain that Jeannie's Dgoing through this Ayear Her husband's sperm was studied and Eswiftly passed the test Now GJeannie's opeDration must coAmmence E Artificial inGsemination A(12th)can't EFertilize poor GJeannie's rotten A(12th)eggs
[ A / E / D ] x4 [Verse]: Jeannie isn't ovulating even though She took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay The gigantic doctor bills [Repeat Chorus twice] [End on A] Lead E----------------------------------------------------------- B----------------------------------------------------------- G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-- ...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test E------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------- G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-- Now Jeannie's operation must commence E---------------------------------------------------- B----------10-------------10------------------------- G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-- Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't E------------------------------------------------------------------| B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------| G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------| D--------------------------------------------------------------7---| Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah! ***** `&' ********************************************* ** # ** ** # Any corrections, questions, comments, ** ** _#_ etc. welcome! ** ** ( # ) ** ** / O Kyle Barton (guitarkyle@yahoo.com) ** ** ( === ) http://www.kylebarton.com ** **** `---' ********************************************