Screeching Weasel - I hate old folks

^AI hate o^D#ld ^Dfolks, ^Ayes I ^D#do ^{D A}I wish they'd^D# go^D a^Cway^{D A}They think the ^D#wor^Dld should ^Aowe them ^D#som^Dething Be^Acause their h^D#air^D is ^Cgre^Dy They ^Afart and ^D#whe^Deze and ^Aread a ^D#lot^D And they ^Awatch things ^D#on ^DTV^{C D} They ^Awalk with ^D#can^Des and ^Acrippled ^D#bra^Dins They can ^Abarely ^D#eve^Dn ^Csee^D

^CI hate old folks, yes I do ^ATheir lives have all turned stale ^CIf I was king of America I'd ^Athrow them all in jail

^AThey always ^D#cal^Dl you ^Asunny ^D#And^D they ^Apinch you ^D#on ^Dthe ^Cche^Dek They're ^Aalways ^D#mak^Ding ^Adumb re^D#mar^Dks Like ^A"you've grown ^D#lik^De a ^Cwee^Dd" They ^Athink they're ^D#jus^Dt so ^Afucking ^D#sma^Drt 'Cause they've ^Alived for^D# 80^D y^Cear^Ds They're ^Aalways ^D#whi^Dning a^About their ^D#hea^Drts And they ^Ashout 'cause ^D#the^Dy can't ^Chea^Dr

^CI hate old folks, yes I do ^ATheir lives have all turned stale ^CIf I was king of America I'd ^Athrow them all in jail