Screeching Weasel - Diy

^AD.I.Y. ^DWhy because we ^F#hate you and the ^Edumb look on your ^Dface ^AD.I.Y. ^DWhy because your ^F#band's another ^Eweak charity ^Dcase Our ^F#shows should be five ^Dbucks or less, we'll ^Ado it for the ^Ekids ^F#Two legs good, M^DTV bad, and ^Amajor labels ^Esuck

^AD.I.Y. is ^Dsimply your on^F#ly excuse for ^Ewhy you always ^Dfail ^AInitials on the ^Dflag you wave When your ^F#shitty records ^Ewon't sell any^Dwhere ^F#Politics and ^Dsocial comment, ^Atwenty dollar ^Ewords Won't ^F#make your lousy ^Dmusic go down ^Aeasier You ^Ecan't polish a turd A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E (pm) D(pm) D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want A(pm) D(pm) It doesn't clean the slate when F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) Everything gets all fucked up A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big' ^A Stop acting ^Dbetter than me F# E D A / E We both know you're full of shit