G(continue till sit around) There's a real cool club on the other side of town Where the real cool kids go to sit around

And ^Ctalk bad about the other kids^G Yea it's ^Da real cool club and ^Cyou're not part of it ^G ^D The^Gre's millie, pickles and pattycakes too And cubby's making mean jokesa about you Ha^C ha ya little twit ^G Yea it's a^D real cool club and ^Cyou're not part of it^G ^D

G(x2) C G D C G They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers And they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got you from sears You dork they'll never let you in Cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it You're fat and guly and an imbecile too And that's why the draw funny pictures of you And talk bad about all the kids Cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

Yea it's a^D real cool club and you'^Cll never be a part of it ^G(x3)

Screeching Weasel - Cool kids