This is a re-write of version 1 with the correct chords in standard tuning. I have transposed it for you. Intro C#m Verse 1

^C#mOnce there was a man who had a ^Elittle too much ^Btime on his hands ^G#he never stopped to think that he was getting ^Aolder ^C#mwhen his night came to an end ^Che tried to grasp his for his last friend ^Gand pretend that he could wish himself ^Bmhealth on a four-leaf ^Aclover

Chorus

^CHe said is this the return to oz the grass is ^Fdead the gold is ^G#brown and the sky has ^Cclaws ^Ctheres a wind-up man walking round and round what ^Fonce was emerald City's ^c#now a crystal ^Ctown

Verse 2

^c#mIt's three o'clock in the morning you get a ^Ephone call from the ^Bqueen with a hundred ^G#heads she says that they're all ^Adead ^C#mshe tried the last one on it couldn't speak fell off and ^Cnow she just wanders the halls thinking ^Gnothing ^Bmthinking nothing at ^Aall

Chorus

^CShe said is this the return to oz the grass is ^Fdead the gold is ^G#brown and the sky has ^Cclaws ^Ctheres a wind-up man walking round and round what ^Fonce was emerald city's ^G#now a crystal ^Ctown

Guitar Solo C B Bb F G C B Bb F G C

^C#mThe wheelies are cutting pavement and the ^Eskeksis at the ^Brave meant to ^G#hide deep inside their sunken ^Cfaces and their wild rolling ^C#meyes but their callous words ^Creveal that they can no longer ^Gfeel love or ^Bmsex appeal ^Athe patchwork girl has come to cinch the ^Cdeal

Final Chorus C F G# C (repeated until instrumental outro) Outro C#m C G Bm A (Repeated until end)

Scissor Sisters - Retun to oz