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Tuning: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
Tuning: half step down This is taken from the nervous energies session on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_rn2HmOvu0&list=PLS1FC3lHojzkol4h3zFxxx5RFNJOZ90yl&index=3 It'a weird key but sounds alright. Verse Chords: e|-------------------| B|-------------------| G|-------------------| D|----4-------2------| A|----4-------2------| E|----2-------0------| F5 Em Chorus: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------4----------------------------------| G|--------------4---------4---------------4----------------------------------| D|----4----2----4----2----4----2----4-----x----------------------------------| A|----2----2----2----2----2----2----4-----2----------------------------------| E|----4----0---------0---------0----2----------------------------------------| G#m7 Em B5 Em B5 Em F#5 B Bridge: e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----4-----4----------------------------------------------------------------| G|----4-----4-----8----------------------------------------------------------| D|----x-----4-----8-----4----------------------------------------------------| A|----2-----x-----6-----4----------------------------------------------------| E|----------4-----------2----------------------------------------------------| B G#m7 D#5 F#5 [Verse 1] F5 Em (in single quick strum for all verses) If I die and go to hell real soon,
F5it Emwill appear to me as this room. F5AndEm for eternity I'd lay in bed F5in Emmy boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head.
[Verse 2]
F5I'dEm be chatting on the interweb; F5magEmgots pray upon the living dead. F5I hEmad no interest in the things she said. EmOn the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hB5ay hay.
[Chorus]
G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. B5She touched herself. She touched herself.Em G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. F#5I laughed Emmyself to Bsleep.
At this rate, [Verse 3]
F5I'lEml be heading for electric chairs. F5I'mEm only human with my cross to bear. F5WheEmn she described her underwear EmI forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in theB5 old schul.
F5YouEm're too young to be this empty girl F5I'lEml prepare you for a sick dark world F5KnoEmw that you'll be my downfall. EmBut I call and I call and G#m7I call.
[Chorus]
G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. B5She touched herself. She touched herself.Em G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. F#5I laughed Emmyself to Bsleep.
[Bridge]
BI don't know what IG#m7 want. D#5I don't know what IF#5 want. BI don't know what IG#m7 want. D#5I don't know what IF#5 want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it) I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it) [Chorus x2]
G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. B5She touched herself. She touched herself.Em G#m7I called her on the phone and Emshe touched herself. F#5I laughed Emmyself to Bsleep.