Say Anything - Pink snot

My ^Em/Gfriend hates needles, but he's ^Cnot chic^Gken ^CKnows all the sta^Gtistics, and his c^Emhance is ^Dslim ^Em/GMaking up excuses just to ^Cbuy tin ^Gfoil e^Crode all of the meat around his g^Gangly ^Dcoil I ^Em/Gknow a lot of men in ^Chardcore ^Gbands C^Collectively ^Gfunding the Co^Emlomb^Dians ^Em/GStraight-edge guys who turn to ^Cweed and ^Gbeer Now they ^Call got divorced and they ^Gall grow ^Dbeards

Not ^Cme, I'm a ^Empill man^D Not ^Cme, I'm a ^Empill man ^D Not ^Cme, it's a ^Emthrill, ^Bman Not ^Cme, I ^Dlike my p^Gills^C, ^{G F#m}oh

^Em/GSome say it's a simple and a ^Csterile ^Gcrutch A ^Cnumber on the ^Gbottle and three ^Emlines of ^Ddust K^Em/Gilling brain cells in ^Cincre^Gments To ^Creel it all in 'til it ^Gall makes s^Dense So you ^Em/Glike to have a drink knowing ^Cyou might ^Gdrown In the ^CFriday's bar where the ^Emdead go d^Down ^Em/GTake opoids or your ^Chome-spun ^Gmeth ^CClaim that tripping helps you ^Gwrite the^D best

^CNot me, I'm a ^Empill m^Dan Not ^Cme, I'm a p^Emill ma^Dn Not ^Cme, it's a thrill, man Not ^Cme, I ^Dlike Not ^Cme, I ^Dlike Not ^Cme, I ^Dlike my ^Gpills

Not ^Cme, I'm a ^Empill^D man (The pills, not me) Not ^Cme, I'm a pi^Emll m^Dan (You made your choice now) Not ^Cme, I'm a ^Emfill m^Dan (Oh)

Not ^Cme (You let me be) Oh, oh Not ^Cme (Won't deal no more)

Not ^Cme (The ^Empills, not ^Dme) Not ^Cme (You m^Emade your choice ^Dnow)