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Capo: 4
So the other chords that are up for this song are terribly off. Here's my attempt at transcribing from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=LmmHWBwsOpU&NR=1 This at least is in the correct key, and is more for playing and singing along with the song. I didn't bother to try to figure out every single chord and chord change in this. What makes it difficult is getting the proper strumming pattern. The chord changes are rather quick, and I find that adding some palm muting in between chord transitions on the verses sounds really nice. Thanks! Capo 4 Intro: A (one strum)
Never thought that I could fAeel such a slap in the F#mface Since my semester in NewA York where I drank it aF#mway Social strategies are taAught to Bohemian crF#mowds And my love was like a fAood stamp handing it F#mout
Oh, though I feAll in love with you, all fey and grizzled and mature You left me naF#mked, pining, whining on your bathroom floor If it makes you jeaAlous, tell us just which boy we should adore Only talk about myF#mself, so I don't mind that he's a bore
He's a like a leAss cute version of F#myou but he'll have to Ddo E He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF#mou but he'll have to Ddo He'll hEave to doA
MounAtain man, brag about your bF#mand to me You got me hAot with all those snide remarks aF#mbout my poetry But he gobAbles up every single lF#mine about the stars And how they sAcar my slightly chubby arms lF#mike brightly lit cigars
So nAow he's neF#mxt to me but I can feel you in my heAart You're everything, yoF#mu're everything he'll never be It's misAery and more specF#mifically, I mDiss that day you spitE on me
He's a like a leAss cute version of F#myou but he'll have to Ddo E He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF#mou but he'll have to Ddo He'll hEave to doA
He's a like a lAess cute version ofF#m you but he'll have toD doE He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF#mou but he'll have to Ddo He'll hEave to doA
AHe's got no inkling of your sF#mtatus or mind AHe's just the glue that I sF#mplatter to bind AYou and I like SiF#mamese twins ASo let this sF#mick sad game beDgin
ANow you're here aF#mgain and he will wonder where I've beAen I'm giving in but in my own opF#minion, it's how to be Though I can hAear him singing ADll this envy's kilEling me, it's kiDlling me
He's a like a lAess cute version ofF#m you but he'll have toD doE He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF#mou but he'll have to Ddo He'll hEave to doA
(Through this next chorus a second voice sings "and every time I see your face I die inside" extended through each line, listen to the song to hear how this goes)
He's a like a lAess cute version ofF#m you but he'll have toD doE He's like a WalA-Mart version of yF#mou but he'll have to Ddo He'll hEave to doA
F#m A E (end on E)