Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs - Haunted house

^CI just moved in my new house today.. Moving was hard but I got squared a^Fway.. When bells starting ringin' and chains rattle^Gd loud, I knew I'd moved in a haunted ^Chouse.

^CStill I made up my mind to stay. Nothing was a-gonna drive me a^Fway. When I saw something that give me the ^Gcreeps, Had one big eye and two big ^Cfeet.

^CI stood right there and I did the Freeze. It did The Stroll right up to ^Fme. Made a noise with its feet that sounded like a ^Gdrum. Said, "You gonna be here when the mor^Cning comes?"

^C"Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes. I'll be right here, I ain't gonna ^Frun. I bought this house, now I'm ^Gboss, Ain't no haint's gonna run me ^Coff."

^CIn my kitchen my stove was a blazing hot. Coffee was a-boiling in the ^Fpot. Grease had melted in the ^Gpan. I had a hunk of meat in my ^Chand.

^CFrom outter space there sat a man, On the hot stove with the pots and ^Fpans. "Say that's hot!" I^G began to shout. He drank the hot coffee right from the ^Cspout. ^CHe ate the raw meat right from my hand. Drank the hot grease from the frying ^Fpan. And said to me, "You be^Gtter run, and don't be here When the morning ^Ccomes."

^C"Say, yes, I'll be here when the morning comes. I'll be right here, I ain't gonna ^Frun. I bought this house, now, I am ^Gboss, Ain't no haint's gonna run me ^Coff."