S.J. Tucker - Alligator in the house

There’s an ^Amalligator in the h^Gouse A toothy g^E7rin appears beneath my c^Amhair A scaly t^Amail goes sliding out of s^Gight Now it’s g^E7one - was it ever th^Amere? Something ^Amodd has moved into the h^Gouse Reptilian tr^E7acks lead underneath our ^Ambed And all the c^Amats are tasty, fat, and sc^Gared Though I d^E7oubt we’ve lost any ^Amyet

So wh^Amat’s the big de^Gal? Doesn’t e^Fveryon^Ee have an ^E7alligator somewhere, some^Amhow? ^E And ^Ammaybe this o^Gne has ^Falways been h^Eere, but I ^E7never noticed it till n^Amow.

There’s an ^Amalligator in the ^Ghouse Just caught her ^E7napping in the living ^Amroom She was ^Amdozing on the velvet ^Gcouch And the ^E7cats were sleeping there ^Amtoo There’s an ^Amalligator in the ^Ghouse No one s^E7eems to mind except for ^Amme Well, at ^Amleast she doesn’t eat the ^Gcats I susp^E7ect she’d rather eat ^Amme There’s an ^Amalligator in the ^Gpit she is d^E7ancing wildly with the ^Amsnakes to ^Amwin them over to her ^Gcause she will ^E7do whatever it ^Amtakes They think ^AmI don’t see their little ^Gsmiles as they ^E7plan a reptilian over^Amthrow but I ^Amhear them talking in my ^Gdreams they will ^E7not be sad to see me ^Amgo!

So wh^Amat’s the big de^Gal? Doesn’t e^Fveryon^Ee have an ^E7alligator somewhere, some^Amhow? ^E And ^Ammaybe this o^Gne has ^Falways been h^Eere, but I ^E7never noticed it till n^Amow.

^Am¡Ol^Gé!^E7 A^Amligator... Aligator? ¡Ah! [Verse 3] I’ve ^Ambegun to worry ‘bout my ^Gtoes The allig^E7ator seems to think they’re ^Amnice I’ve counted ^Amall of them a hundred ^Gtimes But I n^E7ever got the same answer ^Amtwice

There’s an ^Amalligator in my ^Gbed she is ^E7not a master of disg^Amuise just a ^Ampillow waiting for my ^Ghead soft and ^E7sweet and hungrily she ^Amlies

There’s an ^Amalligator in the ^Ghouse Today she ^E7joined me for a spot of ^Amtea She helped ^Amherself to raspberries and ^Gcream And she ^E7didn’t leave any for ^Amme

Well I t^Amhought that I had seen it ^Gall but this ^E7alligator proved me ^Amwrong like a ^Amlady as she drank her ^Gtea she ^E7sang to me this little ^Amsong:

“So w^Amhat’s the big d^Geal, doesn’t ^Feveryo^Ene have an ^E7alligator somewhere someh^Amow? ^E I ^Amknow that you’d ^Gmiss me ^Fif you found me ^Egone though you ^E7never noticed until ^Amnow!”

So wh^Amat’s the big de^Gal? Doesn’t e^Fveryon^Ee have an ^E7alligator somewhere, some^Amhow? ^E And ^Ammaybe this o^Gne has ^Falways been h^Eere, but I ^E7never noticed it till n^Amow.

There's an ^Amalligator in my ^Ghead...