Rusty Cage - The family friendly noose song

^EbWhat's the greatest kind of knot That you can tie with ease?^{Bb Eb}It's useful and it's happy And it ^Absuits your every n^Bbeed ^EbWell i'm about to tell you But first I have to n^Bbote That ^Abyou never should never consider Putting a ro^Bbpe around your throat

So, let's le^Ebarn how to tie a noose It's practical f^Bbor every use! Al^Ebl you need is a piece of rope ^AbAnd to never gi^Bbve up hope

Y^Ebou make a loop and the snake goes down B^Abut changes it's mind and tur^Bbns around A^Ebnd climbs back up to the top again T^Abhis is where the fu^Bbn begins Y^Bbou take the snake^Eb and spiral down A^Abnd at the bottom W^Bbhat has he found? T^Ebhe snake goes into the rabbit's hole Then you g^Abive the top a p^Bbull N^Ebever consider self abuse This is how you t^Abie a noose^Eb

Th^Abere's a 100 uses for the hang^Bbman's knot That have not^Ebhing to do with ^CmK Y S

You can ma^Abke a stylish belt To hold u^Bbp your pants You can t^Abie them to your wrists And do a han^Bbgman's dance Well, y^Abou could tie your shoes ^Bb Or you could ^Abmake bananas fly You could st^Bbir a mixture H^Bbang a picture

So, l^Ebet's learn how to t^Abie a noose ^Eb It's practical for ^Abevery use^Bb! A^Ebll you need is a piece of rope And to ^Abnever give up ^Bbhope Never consider s^Abelf a^Ebbuse! This is how you t^Bbie a n^Eboose!