Rusty Cage - Krampus song

Well C^Christmas time is magical At l^Feast that's what I'm ^Gtold To b^Guy each other useless presents Where^Cver they are sold When s^Fpoiled snot-nosed brats can cry When m^Com and dads forget to buy them ^GAll the things they want under the C^Christmas tree So v^Fisit home this winter season ^CHeaven knows you need a reason To t^Galk to your annoying fami^Cly

So h^Fave yourself a merry little C^Christmas holiday And ^Gcelebrate when Jesus Christ was ^Cborn Though S^Fanta isn't real Beware of s^Ctories never told When K^Grampus to rip apart your s^Coul

Lets ^Gnot forget our pagan roots Of K^Crampus and his cloven hooves This ^Ghellish demon sneaks into your h^Come He'll e^Gat your heart and drink your blood No ma^Ctter if you're bad or good And ri^Gp your skull out and place upon his t^Chrone

N.C

Oh Krampus! [Verse 3] But do^Fn't let these stories get you ^CThough your parents can't protect you ^GKrampus eats the flesh of adults ^Ctoo So d^Fream your dreams of sugar plumbs ^C

^GChristmas is a time for me and ^Cyou [Chorus] So h^Fave yourself a merry little C^Christmas holiday And ^Gcelebrate when jesus christ was ^Cborn Though s^Fanta isn't real Beware of s^Ctories never told When K^Grampus to rip apart your s^Coul

^FOh Krampus please don't eat my h^Ceart ^GOh Krampus please don't eat my s^Coul ^FOh Krampus please don't eat my f^Clesh ^GOh Krampus please don't eat my ^Cparents

So h^Fave yourself a merry little C^Christmas holiday And ^Gcelebrate when jesus christ was ^Cborn Though s^Fanta isn't real Beware of s^Ctories never told When K^Grampus to rip apart your

^GKrampus comes to rip apart your ^GKrampus comes to rip apart your ^GKrampus comes to rip apart your ^GSanta comes to bring you lots of ^Cjoy