Rum Ragged - Miss fogartys christmas cake

As I ^Dsat by my ^Gwindow last ^Devening The ^Dletterman ^Abrought unto ^Dme A ^Glittle gilt-edged invi^Dtation sayin' "Gil^Ehooly come over for ^Atea" I ^Aknew that the Fogarties ^Dsent it So I ^Dwent just for ^Aold friendships ^Dsake The ^Gfirst thing they gave me to ^Dtackle Was a ^Aslice of Miss Fogarty's ^Dcake

There were ^Dplums and ^Gprunes and ^Dcherries There were ^Dcitrons and ^Araisins and ^Dcinnamon, too There was ^Dnutmeg, ^Gcloves and ^Dberries And a ^Ecrust that was nailed on with ^Aglue There were ^Acarraway seeds in a^Dbundance Sure it would ^Ebuild up a fine stomach ^Aache It would ^Dkill a man twice after ^Geating a slice of Miss ^AFogarty's Christmas ^Dcake

Miss Mull^Doney she ^Gwanted to ^Dtry it But ^Dreally there ^Awasn't no ^Duse For we ^Gworked on it over an ^Dhour And we ^Ecouldn't get none of it ^Aloose 'Til ^AKelly came in with the ^Dhatchet And ^DMurphy came ^Ain with the ^Dsaw That ^Gcake was enough by the ^Dpowers To ^Aparalyze any man's ^Djaw

There were ^Dplums and ^Gprunes and ^Dcherries There were ^Dcitrons and ^Araisins and ^Dcinnamon, too There was ^Dnutmeg, ^Gcloves and ^Dberries And a ^Ecrust that was nailed on with ^Aglue There were ^Acarraway seeds in a^Dbundance Sure it would ^Ebuild up a fine stomach ^Aache It would ^Dkill a man twice after ^Geating a slice of Miss ^AFogarty's Christmas ^Dcake

Miss ^DFogarty ^Gproud as a ^Dpeacock Kept ^Dsmiling and ^Ablinking a^Dway Till she ^Gtripped over Flanagan's ^Dbrogans And she ^Espilt the homebrew in her ^Atea Gil^Ahooly she says, you're not ^Deatin' Have a ^Dlittle bit ^Amore for my ^Dsake No ^Gthanks, Mrs. Fogarty ^Dsays I I've ^Ahad quite enough of your ^Dcake

There were ^Dplums and ^Gprunes and ^Dcherries There were ^Dcitrons and ^Araisins and ^Dcinnamon, too There was ^Dnutmeg, ^Gcloves and ^Dberries And a ^Ecrust that was nailed on with ^Aglue There were ^Acarraway seeds in a^Dbundance Sure it would ^Ebuild up a fine stomach ^Aache It would ^Dkill a man twice after ^Geating a slice of Miss ^AFogarty's Christmas ^Dcake

Mull^Doney was ^Gtook with the ^Dcolic Mc^DNulty com^Aplained of his ^Dhead Mc^GFadden lay down on the ^Dsofa And he ^Eswore that he wished he was ^Adead Miss ^ABailey fell down with hys^Dterics And ^Dthere she did ^Awriggle and ^Dshake And ^Gevery man swore he was ^Dpoisoned After ^Aeating Miss Fogarty's ^Dcake

There were ^Dplums and ^Gprunes and ^Dcherries There were ^Dcitrons and ^Araisins and ^Dcinnamon, too There was ^Dnutmeg, ^Gcloves and ^Dberries And a ^Ecrust that was nailed on with ^Aglue There were ^Acarraway seeds in a^Dbundance Sure it would ^Ebuild up a fine stomach ^Aache It would ^Dkill a man twice after ^Geating a slice of Miss ^AFogarty's Christmas ^Dcake

There were ^Dplums and ^Gprunes and ^Dcherries There were ^Dcitrons and ^Araisins and ^Dcinnamon, too There was ^Dnutmeg, ^Gcloves and ^Dberries And a ^Ecrust that was nailed on with ^Aglue There were ^Acarraway seeds in a^Dbundance Sure it would ^Ebuild up a fine stomach ^Aache It would ^Dkill a man twice after ^Geating a slice of Miss ^AFogarty's Christmas ^Dcake