My first tab!! Lyric searches show last line in first verse is "cured of", but I always thought it was "cleared up". I prefer the slightly raunchier version.

^F#mI was goin' across Oklahoma And I ^Athought I'd fall i^En love

^EMet up with a girl named ^F#mThelma ^DTook three months ^Eto get cleared up^F#m

^F#mMade up my mind I was gonna get myself together I was ^Agonna straighten u^Ep

^EMade me some friends out ^F#min Colorado ^DTill they found out I sold ^Edope and they locked me up^F#m

^F#mYou just name it and I've done it By mys^Aelf or with a ^Ecrowd

^EI didn't care just what it cost ^F#mme ^DI feel lucky that ^EI'm still around ^F#m

^F#mAin't gonna pull no hard luck stories Like a^A lot of people's ^Edone

^EI just did it cause ^F#mI wanted to ^DTo me it was ^Ealways kinda' ^F#mfun

^F#mI don't claim to be Caruso And ^AI'm not number ^Eone

^EAnd if you don't like my ^F#msinging ^DJust put the needle ^Eon some other ^F#msong

^DJust put your needle ^Eon some other ^F#msong

^F#mI don't claim to be Caruso And ^AI'm not number ^Eone

^EAnd if you don't like my ^F#msinging

^DJust put your needle ^Eon some other ^F#msong

Ya' hear?

^DJust put your needle ^Eon another ^F#msong

Roy Buchanan - Caruso