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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro]
IA# hope thisA# won’t soundF impolite Or A#come A#across as D#too Fforthright But A#even A#7though you D#seem D#malright, I... A#Think I’m Fbetter than A#you!
Now A#please do keep this Fthought in mind That’s A#just my personal Fconviction You’re A#smart and A#7fun, you’re D#sweet and Fkind I’d A#call our friendship an Faddiction
Your A#shoes are shined, your A#7breath dulce But D#still I find I D#mhave to say, I… A#Think I Fmight be better than A#you!
[DANIEL]
You G#mseem impressed with what you’ve shown But C#mI don’t find it that G#mcompelling You’ve G#msung my praise but not your own And C#mwell, I think that’s pretty G#mtelling
But G#mwhile we’re on the subject of How C#mI’m superb and Bdimleagues above, you G#mOught to D#/A#know I’m number G#mone
C#mI know that might be hard to G#mswallow C#mThis hurts you D#just as much as G#mme C#mBut when this song is sung then G#myou and I’ll know D#That you’re just a noboG#mdy
[DAVID]
Well A#friend I don't know Fwhat to say [DANIEL] Try A#starting with your Fresignation
[DAVID]
Let's A#end this in the Ffinale [DANIEL] I'm A#dying from anticiFpation
[DAVID (and DANIEL)]
A#You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone) A#7You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won) D#The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun) D#mBefore I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)
A#Think I Fmight be better than A#you! (Now I know I'm better than you!) A#Don’t hate Fme because it’s A#true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)
A# A#7 D# D#m (hold it till the end) Just know, I'm better than..... (So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid To sacrifice them—)