Roger Taylor - The key

^EmThere once was a king of Paris, there once was an ^Cemperor of Brazil There was ^Gmaybe a Loch Ness Monster, there once was a Buffalo ^DBill Now you can ^Amsearch the whole wide planet, scratching ^Fin the mud and worms But an ^Chonest politician is just a ^Amcontra^Gdiction in ^Fterms

And if I ^Chad the keys to the ^Gkingdom^Am, I'd hand them straight to ^Fmyou In another ^Ctime, another ^Gplace, another ^Amlife, another ^Fwaste Sometimes the ^Clast thing you ^Gwanna know is the ^Ctruth

^EmWith your bishops priests and mullahs, and all the ^Cmumbo jumbo clans When you're ^Gnot accepting women, how can you love your fellow ^Dman Well, you can ^Amsearch the whole wide planet, down to ^Fviruses and germs A '^Csensible' religion is just a ^Amcontra^Gdiction in ^Fterms

And if I ^Chad the keys to the ^Gkingdom^Am, I'd hand them straight to ^Fmyou In another ^Ctime, another ^Gplace, another ^Amlife, another ^Fwaste Another ^Clove, another ^Glie, another ^Amsmall way to ^Fdie Sometimes the ^Clast thing you ^Gwanna know is the ^Ctruth