Roger Miller - Where have all the average people gone

^CThe people in this c^C/Bity call me count^Amry, ^{G F}Because of how I ^Gwalk and talk and s^Cmile. ^CWell I don't mind them^C/B laughing in the ^Amcity, ^{G F}But the country folks all ^Gsay I'm citifie^Cd. ^CThe fighting men they ^C/Bsay that I'm a c^Amoward. ^{G F}Because I never p^Gush no one arou^Cnd. ^CGentle people ca^C/Bll me trouble-^Ammaker, ^{G F}Cause I'll always fi^Gght and stand my gr^Cound. ^FFunny I don't^Em fit. W^Dmhere have all the a^Gverage people ^Cgone?

^CSome pious people ^C/Bpoint and call me ^Amsinner, ^{G F}Because to them I've n^Gever seen the l^Cight. ^COther folks thi^C/Bnk of me as a p^Amreacher.^{G F}I'm just doing wh^Gat I think is ri^Cght. ^CThe wealthy people ^C/Bthink that I am a ^Amhobo, ^{G F}Lean and hungry, wri^Gting mournful s^Congs. ^CAnd the poor, poor ^C/Bpeople think I am a rich^Am man, ^{G F}But really, I'm just^G trying to get al^Cong. ^FIt's funny I don't ^Emfit. Tell^Dm me where have all the ^Gaverage people ^Cgone?

^CAnd the government^C/B has given me a n^Amumber, ^{G F}To simplify my bi^Grth and life and d^Ceath. ^CAnd still my woman ^C/Bthinks I'm awful impo^Amrtant, ^{G F}Like the moon the stars the s^Gea the sky and ^Cbreath. ^FFunny I don't^Em fit. W^Dmhere have all the a^Gverage people ^Cgone? ^FYes, it's funny I do^Emn't fit. W^Dmhere have all the ^Gaverage people g^Cone? Hon^Fey I don't ^Emfit, W^Dmhere have all the ^Gaverage people ^Cgone? slow C C/B Am G F G C