Roger Miller - Big harlan taylor

^DI once had a sweetheart t^Ghe fairest of maidens^{D D}She outshined all others t^E7hat I'd known by f^A7ar ^DI had me a friend big fella^G Named Big Harlan Tay^Dlor ^DHarlan had a rubber tired ^A7new shiny c^Dar

^GAll the ways of the w^Dorld and the wa^Ants of a wo^Dman ^GIf I figured them all^D up it could t^A7ake many yea^Drs D A D

^DBy the wants of a woman s^Ghe fell for Big Harla^Dn ^DI tried but in vain for to^E7 take my own life ^{A7 D}Suddenly I had lost all my ^Gwill to keep living ^{D D}She'd lost her desire to b^A7ecome my yo^Dung wife

^GAll the ways of the w^Dorld and the wa^Ants of a wo^Dman ^GIf I figured them all^D up it could t^A7ake many yea^Drs D A D

^DWell I wanted revenge and^G way laid for Big Har^Dlan ^DThen I started wondering w^E7hat good would it ^A7do ^DIf a rubber tired new sh^Giny car's her ambitio^Dn ^DAnd I just let her have it^A7 and Big Ha^Drlan too

^GAll the ways of the w^Dorld and the wa^Ants of a wo^Dman ^GIf I figured them all^D up it could t^A7ake many yea^Drs ^GIf I figured them all^D up ’twould ta^A7ke many year^Ds