Roger Creager - The everclear song

Ever^Gyday at lunch in highschool and a^Dll my senior year I drank my coca-cola, with a t^Cadd9ouch of everclea^Gr I never had to study math, s^Dcience or history I'd have a chemical flashback to ^Cadd9jog my memor^Gy ^GMy junior year I swore I loved sw^Deat miss Sherry Anne One night I put some everclear in her ^Cadd9Dr. Pepper c^Gan I t^Cadd9hought it make her easy but she t^Gook it pretty hard D(ring) Cadd6(let ring) I took her home and rang her doorbell left her layin in

^Cadd9Tequila dries me ^Gout, and b^Cadd9eer just makes me f^Gat ^DWhiskey makes me naucious tell me w^Cadd9ho the hell needs th^Gat if your thinkin about drinkin well the ^Danswers crystal clear Cadd9(one quick strum) its the invisible intoxicant, its called everlear

^GI remember my church picnic, in the ^Dspring of '89 Yeah they had four fresh watermelons ^Cadd9sliced right off the ^Gvine Everyone bowed their heads givin g^Drace to the food Hey I pulled out my bottle, and i s^Cadd9oaked them melons g^Good They never knew what hit 'em, when the p^Dotion went to work We had grandmas doin backflips, grandpas l^Cadd9ookin up their ^Gskirts They were ^Cadd9singin halleluja and W^Gillie Nelson songs D(let ring) Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the Cadd9(let ring) Baptists have ever thrown

^GWhen I'm drinkin everclear I think I'm ^Dking of this whole world I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and ^Cadd9cooler than Steve E^Garl Untill I wake up and I'm ^Dfaced down in the hall Hey I'm completely naked for a ^Cadd9reason I can't r^Gecall Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin, that m^Daybe I met a chick 'Cause there's perfume in the air and there's l^Cadd9ipstick on my n^Geck

Well I ^Cadd9hope that she was pretty and I h^Gope that she was kind D(let ring) Cadd9(let ring) enough to leave my clothes somewere they're easy to find